Mowing is murder!

Mowing is murder!

posted on 14 Apr 2010 in Chinglish

The gardener is on ecstasy again…

Photo courtesy of S. Evans.
Found in China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Are you sure this was China and not Amsterdam?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Nuigini Gold for me thanks.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I love the grass too. It is the little red eyes glaring at me in the dark, that freak me otu.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

EDIT: out.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The main issue will be deciding on a BARF diet or combustible sandwich when the munchies take hold and you’re too in love with life to navigate your way safely to the shops. There’s always the left over fried crap I suppose…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I can hardly see the sign for the trees

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

i see why the smurfs are so happy…..

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Love crab grass and you get a crappy life.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Also love pizza delivery, ’cause I’m hungry, man.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

So the gardener is pro-legalization?

coffeebot
10 years ago

It ain’t easy bein’ green… but it’s real trippy, man

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Whoever put those letters on must have been loving some grass at the time, because that sentence is not on straight.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

Bless the grass!

(Obscure Stephen King reference)

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

This sign authored by Otto, the bus driver from Springfield….

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

Words of wisdom from Cheech & Chong. Dude

Meng Bomin
10 years ago

These sort of signs are all over China. I’m not sure, however, that it makes sense to call this Engrish, since it’s a pretty accurate translation. They’re meant as subtle warnings not to walk on the grass.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

…grass huggers!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

A stoner’s philosophy

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Why hasn’t the middle post got some big-headed screws? Every post needs a good screw….or two

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Where is the grass?

David
David
10 years ago

You’ll grass!

Water imp
Water imp
10 years ago

…for it is always smiling at you!
https://www.engrish.com/2009/07/creepy-grass-sign/

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

Is this because the tiny grass is stil asleep?

aaron pitcock
10 years ago

maybe its crab grass

aaron pitcock
10 years ago

can i sniff it.

W Webb
W Webb
9 years ago

Rastaferian motto

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