Mowing is murder!

Mowing is murder!

posted on 14 Apr 2010 in Chinglish

The gardener is on ecstasy again…

Photo courtesy of S. Evans.
Found in China.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Are you sure this was China and not Amsterdam?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Nuigini Gold for me thanks.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

I love the grass too. It is the little red eyes glaring at me in the dark, that freak me otu.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

EDIT: out.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

The main issue will be deciding on a BARF diet or combustible sandwich when the munchies take hold and you’re too in love with life to navigate your way safely to the shops. There’s always the left over fried crap I suppose…

Algernon
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Algernon

I can hardly see the sign for the trees

phoenixx
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phoenixx

i see why the smurfs are so happy…..

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Love crab grass and you get a crappy life.

Xila31
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Xila31

Also love pizza delivery, ’cause I’m hungry, man.

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

So the gardener is pro-legalization?

coffeebot
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It ain’t easy bein’ green… but it’s real trippy, man

CallieWL
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CallieWL

Whoever put those letters on must have been loving some grass at the time, because that sentence is not on straight.

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

Bless the grass!

(Obscure Stephen King reference)

Brian
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Brian

This sign authored by Otto, the bus driver from Springfield….

Dania
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Dania

Words of wisdom from Cheech & Chong. Dude

Meng Bomin
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These sort of signs are all over China. I’m not sure, however, that it makes sense to call this Engrish, since it’s a pretty accurate translation. They’re meant as subtle warnings not to walk on the grass.

Grifter
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Grifter

…grass huggers!

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

A stoner’s philosophy

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Why hasn’t the middle post got some big-headed screws? Every post needs a good screw….or two

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Where is the grass?

David
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David

You’ll grass!

Water imp
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Water imp

…for it is always smiling at you!
https://www.engrish.com/2009/07/creepy-grass-sign/

Wendy Darling
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Wendy Darling

Is this because the tiny grass is stil asleep?

aaron pitcock
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maybe its crab grass

aaron pitcock
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can i sniff it.

W Webb
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W Webb

Rastaferian motto

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