Not tonight honey…

Not tonight honey…

posted on 23 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Grace.
Face wash from China.

Small text reads:
“Natural fruit essence. Keep the skin for one
whole day of clear comfort.

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Pr0tophased
Pr0tophased
10 years ago

A revolutionary breakthrough in butterface skin care!

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

New incentives to control the growth of Chinese population?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’ve certainly seen PLENTY of faces that remove the horniness.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

With a face like that, you can keep your cherry

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

“Keep the skin for one whole day of clear comfort” Now I’m having combined flashbacks of Silence of the Lambs and Amy Winehouse! Curse you, Engrish!!!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Goodness me! All this talk about horniness, cherries, heads and bottoms! Engrish really has become just another smut forum!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Cherrys are a round stone fruit

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… and the pizza faces will make you shriek in terror…!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Banana Face will restore the horniness…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… and Taco Face is just plain wrong…!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Ah. After all those years of married life, I now know the answer.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I know the Chinese have flat faces, but that is ridiculous.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Ralph Hamilton | 4:43 am |
I know the Chinese have flat faces, but that is ridiculous.

Yikes! Looks as though you’re up for a red thumb comp. I think my running total is 587

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Because your hormones are raging out of control

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

“Natural fruit essence. Keep the skin for one whole day of clear comfort.“ .. After which it falls off by itself.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Well like the old song goes “Put on an Ugly Face”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

move over avon and mary kay…

cari
cari
10 years ago

Good! I was planning on keeping my skin anyway.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

…but when the clock strikes midnight, your skin will go back to being uncomfortable.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

If loss of horniness persists for more than four hours consult a physician.
Is there REALLY a market for this stuff?

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

A new kind of birth control from the makers of the very popular “Bloody Gum loss Toothpaste”!
This is perfect for every teenage girl!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

In what way?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Creepy!

DieselDragon
10 years ago

…Not ‘arf as quickly as a photo of Margaret Thatcher does, though! 😮

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Gives good face.

Jared B.
10 years ago

Instead of having “that talk” with my daughter, I just left a jar of this for her to find on her dresser.

John Faber
10 years ago

The only skin cream with NITRIC ACID! Your face GUARANTEED to fall
completely off after 24 hours!

Rylan Flautzinator
Rylan Flautzinator
10 years ago

Who said I wanted that taken away!?!

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Is that a cherry on your face are you are unhappy to see me?

cmakeng
cmakeng
10 years ago

Other side effects: Hairy palms, going blind & pattern baldness

Setsuna
Setsuna
10 years ago

Only if you haven’t had enough to drink.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yeah, I remember Cherry Face. I used to date her in high school. Couldn’t even get the bra hooks open.

kloo
10 years ago

just open and show your partner…it’s better than a headache.

Kara
Kara
10 years ago

Perfect for those times when your plans with the magic blue pill fall through…

Old Man
Old Man
10 years ago

Funny, I’ve always thought sex helps remove the horniness. My mistake.

garudamon11
garudamon11
9 years ago

Cherry face removes the horniness … or else it gets the hose again !!

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