…or you might cause a mining accident

…or you might cause a mining accident

posted on 25 Apr 2010 in Signs

Exhibition and alcohol don’t mix…

Photo courtesy of Natalie Whoever.
Museum sign found in Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Let me get this straight…this is a stone museum (wink wink) in which you’re only allowed left handed routing (pronounced the British way, ie: rooting; wink wink wink) which may be dangerous and potentially all happen in the dark (wiiiiiiiiiiink). It all sounds like a fairly average college party, so why on earth are drunks excluded? And can I smoke afterwards?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

What is it with all this concern these days about dangerous underground cocktail parties in the dark? Do we really need to be nannied all our lives?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So its dangerous to get drunk at the museum

SF
SF
10 years ago

Are you sure the stone museum is ONLY under the influence of liquor?

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Since the route is taking me through the museum and I am not allowed the deviate from the route, how do I get out of here now I am not allowed to pass through the museum while it’s drunk?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Obviously they didn’t refrain from writing this sign who is under the influence of liquor.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

OK. Following the route I can understand. Prohibiting liquor I can understand. But do visitors actually fondle the lighting fixtures, which would necessitate this sign? What do they use for lighting down there to cause all this concern, anyway? Torches?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

So many drunk people entered the museum, which caused the museum to get drunk from the smell.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Is the underground mine-field intended to weed out the liquor-heads ?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Is there a less kid-friendly cut of Night at the Museum?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My name is Oya Stone Museum and I am an alcoholic…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

That’s what happened to Gandalf in the mines of Moria. Some dangerous area. Touch the lighting and all hell breaks loose.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the Japanese museum for rolling stones fans..?

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

I’m…I’m not drunk, ok? I-I just have a speech impediment….and an inability to read engrish…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

The O’! Ya Stoned, Museum.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

It is actually full of fossilized hop-heads.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

the museum is UTI?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kentaroo
Kentaroo
10 years ago

Please do not stepping the mined area. Or you will be explosion. Therefore please keep to the safety route. Thank You!

Scott
10 years ago

There’s nothing like a drunk exhibitionist.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

It’ll be left-foot traffic only if you fail to follow the route in the underground mined area.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Is this a jewish quarry? Oy, a stone!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Excuse, sir, but peas not to stepping there, it’s <<<<<<>>>>>>> mines left offer from war. So solly.

mika
mika
10 years ago

Darn! Cross out getting drunk with a lampshade on my head at this museum!

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Yeah – don’t take ‘advantage’ of drunken museums, and for God’s sake, leave the lights out!

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