Smells good enough to eat

I think the horniness is coming back again…

Remember to chew

Damn! I’ve got her fragrant!

The product must be a lemon. If you open your mouth, it is gone.

Lasts 1 mouth after opening, or appx 5 licks

Jailed for fragrancy.

Lemon fragrance; cardboard taste!

The frangrance will take your breath away!

It’s a tongue deoderizer!

Sadly, the experimental lockjaw treatment proved a complete disaster. Although the patients open mouths provided convenient landing strips for passing flies, and feeding time routinely degenerated into an all in game of basketball or mini-golf, everyone agreed the pleasant lemon fragrance was a big improvement on standard issue hospital deodoriser.

When unopened, lasts at least 10 mouths.

talk about a mouthy product..

last longer if you just lick it.

If this product is designed to lasts one mouth, yet is not for eating…Where on Earth am I supposed to put it? 🙂

Try not to put it in 2 mouths!

Ahh! Remon flagrance. My favourite

The put into two mouths not the recommended using.

Ehrm Larph – don’t you mean “favoulite”?

Lemme see…
Lasting time: 1 mouth after open
Not for eating
So if I don’t swallow, it’s safe, is it?

Is this for those lemon tasting oral condoms again?

The put in two mouths not the recommended using.

Boy, I got your mouth so clean with this stuff you wouldn’t recognize it! What’s that? Why you usin’ that sign language? “Read the directions. They meant one MONTH”? Oh, God, I scrubbed your tongue out!

I’m getting mixed messages here–should I put in my mouth or not

each cookie dipped in Pledge before packaging. not only are they nutritious, they put a shine on your stomach. first the wax, then the cigarettes, now the cookies. when will this lemon thing stop?! the only thing i want in my house that smells like lemons is lemons.

…after that it smells like Uncle Bob’s feet.