Smells good enough to eat

Smells good enough to eat

posted on 24 Apr 2010 in Toiletries


Photo courtesy of Colin Yong.
Deodorizer from Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I think the horniness is coming back again…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Remember to chew

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Damn! I’ve got her fragrant!

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

The product must be a lemon. If you open your mouth, it is gone.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Lasts 1 mouth after opening, or appx 5 licks

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Jailed for fragrancy.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Lemon fragrance; cardboard taste!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

The frangrance will take your breath away!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

It’s a tongue deoderizer!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Sadly, the experimental lockjaw treatment proved a complete disaster. Although the patients open mouths provided convenient landing strips for passing flies, and feeding time routinely degenerated into an all in game of basketball or mini-golf, everyone agreed the pleasant lemon fragrance was a big improvement on standard issue hospital deodoriser.

DrLex
10 years ago

When unopened, lasts at least 10 mouths.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

talk about a mouthy product..

Egodist
Egodist
10 years ago

last longer if you just lick it.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

If this product is designed to lasts one mouth, yet is not for eating…Where on Earth am I supposed to put it? 🙂

Mashimaro
Mashimaro
10 years ago

Try not to put it in 2 mouths!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Ahh! Remon flagrance. My favourite

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The put into two mouths not the recommended using.

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

Ehrm Larph – don’t you mean “favoulite”?

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

Lemme see…
Lasting time: 1 mouth after open
Not for eating
So if I don’t swallow, it’s safe, is it?

cmakeng
cmakeng
10 years ago

Is this for those lemon tasting oral condoms again?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The put in two mouths not the recommended using.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Boy, I got your mouth so clean with this stuff you wouldn’t recognize it! What’s that? Why you usin’ that sign language? “Read the directions. They meant one MONTH”? Oh, God, I scrubbed your tongue out!

Jonathan
Jonathan
10 years ago

I’m getting mixed messages here–should I put in my mouth or not

Eoin
10 years ago

each cookie dipped in Pledge before packaging. not only are they nutritious, they put a shine on your stomach. first the wax, then the cigarettes, now the cookies. when will this lemon thing stop?! the only thing i want in my house that smells like lemons is lemons.

kloo
10 years ago

…after that it smells like Uncle Bob’s feet.

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