Thanks, but I have to do an artistic #2

Thanks, but I have to do an artistic #2

posted on 16 Apr 2010 in Signs

Beauty is in the hand of the observer…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Norberg.
Found in men’s room at toy store in Tokyo.

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

It does this whenever it is told or else it gets the HOSE again.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

And when it messily misses it, its owners shoes get wet

Sam
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Sam

Form & Function – hand in hand?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

and then the cleaners grumblingly have to clean it

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Sam | 4:21 am |
Form & Function – hand in hand?

Form follows function, although in the case of ‘it’, i’m not so sure

Algernon
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Algernon

What shakes hands with thr unemployed

SF
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SF

Thank you, I have a lot of practice.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Step closer gentlemen! It doesn’t bite!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

And any more than three shakes is masturbation.

beechoak
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beechoak

We aim to please; you aim, too, please… beautifully.

beechoak
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beechoak

It’s so pretty I hate to pee on it!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

What a looloo.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

In space, no one can hear you pee.

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

Wees artistically, wets it

beechoak
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beechoak

♪♫.. “Beautiful Pee-er…”♫♪

jjhitt
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jjhitt

A sure sign you’re in the wrong kind of bar.

Xila31
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Xila31

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…..

Chris
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Chris

It rubs the lotion on its…oh, never mind.

Dania
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Dania

Use it or lose it.

pamela38
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pamela38

The polite way to say “aim”…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is the flattery urinal. The sign over the sarcastic urinal says:

Were you born that way? Is it the result of some accident?

phoenixx
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phoenixx

so um…what is “it”?

Classic Steve
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“‘The cardinal difficulty,’ said McPhee ‘in collaborations between the sexes is that women speak a language without nouns.'” — C.S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength

Guess which gender’s restroom this is.

Max
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Makes nice water with brue is gleen flavor beautifully goes.
Don’t read sign else make water on shoes!

Firstborn
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Firstborn

Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you beautifully use it.

Firstborn
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Firstborn

I hope you use it for good and not for EVIL!

Chuck
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Chuck

Stand closer. The janitor has holes in his shoes.

Beautiful.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

But don’t beautifully overdue it, or you may go blind.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

The secret’s in the urinal cake.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Size Up!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Those new water fountains are so hard to drink out of.

Bill Posters
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Bill Posters

it looks just like a telefunken U47!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

IT=FeMan!

humongous
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humongous

It puts the hand soap on it’s hands…

Jesse
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Jesse

Since Doc Thompson cut them always at 45 angles of degree, aim be sure to watch if delivered you were by him.

carmen
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carmen

uses for pee are beautiful apparently

Justin
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Justin

Or it gets the hose!

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