Thanks, but I have to do an artistic #2

Thanks, but I have to do an artistic #2

posted on 16 Apr 2010 in Signs

Beauty is in the hand of the observer…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Norberg.
Found in men’s room at toy store in Tokyo.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It does this whenever it is told or else it gets the HOSE again.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

And when it messily misses it, its owners shoes get wet

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Form & Function – hand in hand?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

and then the cleaners grumblingly have to clean it

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Sam | 4:21 am |
Form & Function – hand in hand?

Form follows function, although in the case of ‘it’, i’m not so sure

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What shakes hands with thr unemployed

SF
SF
10 years ago

Thank you, I have a lot of practice.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Step closer gentlemen! It doesn’t bite!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

And any more than three shakes is masturbation.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

We aim to please; you aim, too, please… beautifully.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

It’s so pretty I hate to pee on it!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

What a looloo.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

In space, no one can hear you pee.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Wees artistically, wets it

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

♪♫.. “Beautiful Pee-er…”♫♪

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A sure sign you’re in the wrong kind of bar.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…..

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

It rubs the lotion on its…oh, never mind.

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

Use it or lose it.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

The polite way to say “aim”…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This is the flattery urinal. The sign over the sarcastic urinal says:

Were you born that way? Is it the result of some accident?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so um…what is “it”?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“‘The cardinal difficulty,’ said McPhee ‘in collaborations between the sexes is that women speak a language without nouns.'” — C.S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength

Guess which gender’s restroom this is.

Max
Max
10 years ago

Makes nice water with brue is gleen flavor beautifully goes.
Don’t read sign else make water on shoes!

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you beautifully use it.

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

I hope you use it for good and not for EVIL!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Stand closer. The janitor has holes in his shoes.

Beautiful.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

But don’t beautifully overdue it, or you may go blind.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

The secret’s in the urinal cake.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Size Up!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Those new water fountains are so hard to drink out of.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
10 years ago

it looks just like a telefunken U47!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

IT=FeMan!

humongous
humongous
10 years ago

It puts the hand soap on it’s hands…

Jesse
Jesse
10 years ago

Since Doc Thompson cut them always at 45 angles of degree, aim be sure to watch if delivered you were by him.

carmen
carmen
10 years ago

uses for pee are beautiful apparently

Justin
Justin
10 years ago

Or it gets the hose!

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