The bill will make you laugh and cry

The bill will make you laugh and cry

posted on 26 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

We care, but not enough…

Found at hospital in ShanDong province, China.

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cocaslocas
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cocaslocas

Now that Obama’s health care reform is passed, China is taking over the dirty work!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Barack Obama, WHERE ARE YOU????

FatKenney
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FatKenney

I don’t know, Doc. I’ve just been feeling well lately. Can you prescribe something?

Matt S.
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Matt S.

Onry Ten Tousand Dowrars a year!

phoenixx
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phoenixx

“we care to make you infected with bad health”….. the infect manager.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Dr. Death’s pracitice.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

EDIT: Practice.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

If you are well now — You won’t be when we have finished with you.

DECMATH
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Health Prevention office – now serving Mountain Dew and donuts.

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

It keeps the unemployment rate down, at least in the health care sector.

Chris
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Chris

You can check in, but you won’t check out…

Chris
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Chris

It’s like a Roach Motel…FOR PEOPLE!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Job description: primary roles include coughing on patients, using the bathroom but not washing hands, picking ones nose and eating it (optional), smoking heavily, preferably in unventilated areas and leaving unearthed electrical items with faulty wiring scattered about the waiting room and office (which has a perpetually wet floor due to leaky pipes).
Job benefits: three meals daily (KFC, Mc Donalds, Pizza Hut), vehicle (F 250), personal health prevention package (extreme sports, extreme drinking, extreme lethargy)
If you care passionately about preventing health, please apply to: The NHS, London, UK. (alternative: Your local HMO; Qld Health, Australia…take your pick)

coffeebot
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Is the Infect Manager in?

Sad Panda
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Sad Panda

Suddenly Zero Care doesn’t sound so bad now.

kshea
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kshea

They mainly prevent health by adding lead to just about everything.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

Inside, there are cigarettes, beer kegs, and doughnuts. Located near the Informational Hall of Meat.

DieselDragon
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Chinese moves toward Western lifestyles #103: Hospitals with their own branch of McDonalds. 🙂

Salome
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Salome

Is that a typo? Do they really mean to say that the office is managed by an insect?

FatKenney
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FatKenney

My doctor wrote me a prescription for tobacco, fatty foods, and hard liquor.

dane
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dane

Get well soon. NOT!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

We tlying butt canot prevent everyone from being healthy. Maybe next 5-year plan!

Nathan
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Nathan

Egads! Obama’s been here already!

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