The bill will make you laugh and cry

The bill will make you laugh and cry

posted on 26 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

We care, but not enough…

Found at hospital in ShanDong province, China.

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cocaslocas
cocaslocas
12 years ago

Now that Obama’s health care reform is passed, China is taking over the dirty work!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Barack Obama, WHERE ARE YOU????

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

I don’t know, Doc. I’ve just been feeling well lately. Can you prescribe something?

Matt S.
Matt S.
12 years ago

Onry Ten Tousand Dowrars a year!

phoenixx
phoenixx
12 years ago

“we care to make you infected with bad health”….. the infect manager.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Dr. Death’s pracitice.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

EDIT: Practice.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

If you are well now — You won’t be when we have finished with you.

DECMATH
12 years ago

Health Prevention office – now serving Mountain Dew and donuts.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
12 years ago

It keeps the unemployment rate down, at least in the health care sector.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

You can check in, but you won’t check out…

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

It’s like a Roach Motel…FOR PEOPLE!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Job description: primary roles include coughing on patients, using the bathroom but not washing hands, picking ones nose and eating it (optional), smoking heavily, preferably in unventilated areas and leaving unearthed electrical items with faulty wiring scattered about the waiting room and office (which has a perpetually wet floor due to leaky pipes).
Job benefits: three meals daily (KFC, Mc Donalds, Pizza Hut), vehicle (F 250), personal health prevention package (extreme sports, extreme drinking, extreme lethargy)
If you care passionately about preventing health, please apply to: The NHS, London, UK. (alternative: Your local HMO; Qld Health, Australia…take your pick)

coffeebot
12 years ago

Is the Infect Manager in?

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
12 years ago

Suddenly Zero Care doesn’t sound so bad now.

kshea
kshea
12 years ago

They mainly prevent health by adding lead to just about everything.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
12 years ago

Inside, there are cigarettes, beer kegs, and doughnuts. Located near the Informational Hall of Meat.

DieselDragon
12 years ago

Chinese moves toward Western lifestyles #103: Hospitals with their own branch of McDonalds. 🙂

Salome
Salome
12 years ago

Is that a typo? Do they really mean to say that the office is managed by an insect?

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

My doctor wrote me a prescription for tobacco, fatty foods, and hard liquor.

dane
dane
12 years ago

Get well soon. NOT!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
12 years ago

We tlying butt canot prevent everyone from being healthy. Maybe next 5-year plan!

Nathan
Nathan
12 years ago

Egads! Obama’s been here already!

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