The pen is sexier than the sword

The pen is sexier than the sword

posted on 19 Apr 2010 in Stationery

This explains the massage oil ink…

Photo courtesy of Natalie Whoever.
Notebook found in Japan.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The notebook lost its appeal at the Human Rights Tribunal because its not human.

coffeebot
10 years ago

It’s a good notebook (a bit sensitive)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The pages are stuck together.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

NOW you’re talkin’! I’ll go for the cross dressing bisexual iguana thickly coated whipped cream draped over a neon crucifix in front of my primary school teacher, who will be dressed like bo peep, but with a salvador dali moustache. And a couple of gerbils.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Factory tested on our special machines for your protection.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When we say three hole paper, we mean three hole paper.

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

I used to be so biased about NOTEBOOK but, having read this, I’m resolved to be more fair about NOTEBOOK.. Sensuous people everywhere can rest easy!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The notebook you want to take to bed with you.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

Damnit. And here I was thinking I was cool for bashing that romance movie…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Kinky notebook.

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Robot sex turns me on, so I’m going with an iPad instead.

DECMATH
10 years ago

After this scandal, B5 security started using a new translator familiar with the term “sentient beings”…

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

“Hey, baby, I’m college ruled.”
“Professor! My notebook is harassing me again!”

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

♫ I’m, too sexy for my notebook, too sexy for my notebook… ♫

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

Oh! don’t be such a baby!

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Perfect for passing naughty notes in class!

DrLex
10 years ago

I’ve never had a better sensation while tasting a notebook before. A bit chewy, though.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Sensuous? Describes Light Yagami perfectly!

Light: I’ll take a potato chip…AND SENSUOUSLY EAT IT!!!

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

(okay, I couldn’t come up with anything better than that…) 🙁

Classic Steve
10 years ago

This had better remain a secret diary….

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Tasteful notebook specially manufactured for your pleasure…..
Sensuous neoples beatifully uses it!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’d bang that notebook.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

This must be a variation on “scratch and sniff”, more like “stroke and lick” paper.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Origami? With this notebook paper it’s more like Origasmi.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Perfect spy notebook. Features many functions, different flavours to your taste make swallowing secret a pleasant experience.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

please novel of romance write here

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

P.S. I love you.

David
David
10 years ago

Notebook brings us much pleasure in the way.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

O, notebook of the color red passion..

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
10 years ago

hmmm… i’m not really into men in uniform firecting traffic, can i have a look at number F13?

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
10 years ago

***directing***

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