The pen is sexier than the sword

The pen is sexier than the sword

posted on 19 Apr 2010 in Stationery

This explains the massage oil ink…

Photo courtesy of Natalie Whoever.
Notebook found in Japan.

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The notebook lost its appeal at the Human Rights Tribunal because its not human.

coffeebot
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It’s a good notebook (a bit sensitive)

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The pages are stuck together.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

NOW you’re talkin’! I’ll go for the cross dressing bisexual iguana thickly coated whipped cream draped over a neon crucifix in front of my primary school teacher, who will be dressed like bo peep, but with a salvador dali moustache. And a couple of gerbils.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Factory tested on our special machines for your protection.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

When we say three hole paper, we mean three hole paper.

Brandon
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Brandon

I used to be so biased about NOTEBOOK but, having read this, I’m resolved to be more fair about NOTEBOOK.. Sensuous people everywhere can rest easy!

Algernon
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Algernon

The notebook you want to take to bed with you.

John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

Damnit. And here I was thinking I was cool for bashing that romance movie…

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Kinky notebook.

Terry
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Terry

Robot sex turns me on, so I’m going with an iPad instead.

DECMATH
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After this scandal, B5 security started using a new translator familiar with the term “sentient beings”…

Xila31
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Xila31

“Hey, baby, I’m college ruled.”
“Professor! My notebook is harassing me again!”

Pete
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Pete

♫ I’m, too sexy for my notebook, too sexy for my notebook… ♫

Bob*
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Bob*

Oh! don’t be such a baby!

pamela38
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pamela38

Perfect for passing naughty notes in class!

DrLex
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I’ve never had a better sensation while tasting a notebook before. A bit chewy, though.

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

Sensuous? Describes Light Yagami perfectly!

Light: I’ll take a potato chip…AND SENSUOUSLY EAT IT!!!

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

(okay, I couldn’t come up with anything better than that…) 🙁

Classic Steve
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This had better remain a secret diary….

Eduard
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Eduard

Tasteful notebook specially manufactured for your pleasure…..
Sensuous neoples beatifully uses it!

Chris
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Chris

I’d bang that notebook.

CallieWL
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CallieWL

This must be a variation on “scratch and sniff”, more like “stroke and lick” paper.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Origami? With this notebook paper it’s more like Origasmi.

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

Perfect spy notebook. Features many functions, different flavours to your taste make swallowing secret a pleasant experience.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

please novel of romance write here

Chuck
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Chuck

P.S. I love you.

David
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David

Notebook brings us much pleasure in the way.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

O, notebook of the color red passion..

Bill Posters
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Bill Posters

hmmm… i’m not really into men in uniform firecting traffic, can i have a look at number F13?

Bill Posters
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Bill Posters

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