Wait ’til you see the deductible…

Waiter! My sandwich is on fire.

I didn’t think it’d be that healthy to eat a burning sandwich.

Al qaeda is now branching out into sandwich bars.

Free fire insurance with every snack.

The sandwich that will have you running.

sandwiches made with petroleum jelly are both flammable AND inflammable.

Is the joy in a can meant to put your face out after a good quality combustion? And is it a good thing or a bad thing that the proprietors are willing to help with post-meal “health care”?

‘No Smoking while your sandwich explodes!’

“… tackling the Health Care and Energy crises one sandwich at a time…!”

ill take the hot barf on rye, hold the mayo, and the life clause as well…to go

Oh, the joy in EAT a highly combustible bread…..
It will simply set up (on fire) your entire health care system…..

The external combustion “Enjoy Inn”.

Somebody set us up the bomb.

If you find yourself in the house when the house burns down, enjoy every sandwich?

Sandwich, sandwich, burning bright,
Like a beacon in the night,
Causes me to ask the question,
Will you cause me indigestion?

I ate the sandwich yet the resulting combustions, er, wasn’t so fresh.

Nurse! There’s a fly in my soup…

Mmm… sandwich Health Care.

Hmm…”well done” again, eh?

This restaurant is disthpicable! (Anybody see the reference?)

@Lovintheengrish: Nope. Is there a Daffy or Sylvester reference?

Dafffy always gets blown up.

Look at all this ash and soot!
You call THIS good quality combustion?!
Let me see your emissions permit.

One fart and you’ll fly across the Pacific!

Heard of body sushi?
This is “Third Explos on Belly” Sandwich.

Obama’s dream.

Owner not responsible for colon combustion after consuming this product.

@Lovingtheengrish: Thanks for clearing that up. I would have stayed wake all night wondering.

@Lovingtheengrish: Thanks for clearing that up. I would have stayed awake all night wondering.

I wonder if flammable sandwiches were part of the new healthcare laws.

Sandwich, sandwich, incandescent,
With your glow so bright, fluorescent,
What type of dining degustation,
Caused your fearful conflagration.

Sandwich, sandwich ever willing,
With your choice of relish, filling,
O’ what reaction ever dammable,
Caused you to become inflammable.

Haha. I should have titled this:
“Ode to a Sandwich”

I so want to try the combustible bread ~:-)

My baloney has a first name, it’s D-Y-N-O-M-I-T-E…..

Healthcare, fire and sandwiches. Three things I desperately need!

I’m feeling spontaneous. Maybe one of your…

BOOM !!

brings new meaning to acid reflux and heartburn

Nothing says health care like sandwiches and ‘splosions!

Please accept this “money” for your “sandwich”.

@YJ –I don’t know what “Obama’s dream” means but the mere mention of the name “obama” puts a smile on my face!

I need a mocha frappucino and a turkey on rye hold the mayo STAT!!!

We’ve secretly replaced this restaurant’s black pepper, with black powder. Shhhh – let’s see what happens.

Providing good quality combustion every daily!

Ambulance-delievered!

Whoa, take it easy on the combustion. I said I wanted it rare. RARE!

Allahu snackbar!

It’s a combo of Hearth Insulance and File Insulance.

Oh so this is the deli the Mythbusters go to…

making our bread more spontaneosly combustible since 1902…