We use only recycled ingredients…

We use only recycled ingredients…

posted on 4 Apr 2010 in Signs

Photo courtesy of John Pauli Koskimaa.
Found in Yokohama, Japan.

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DieselDragon
11 years ago

Don’t stand for shampoo…Demand *real* poo! 😮 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

And I wouldn’t advise trying their “Face pack” treatments, either! 😉

Ciego de Nacimiento
11 years ago

It’s Greek: “rooo”, the mating call of the brown wanker.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

If they just hadn’t chosen DARK BROWN as the color for the sign . . .

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

For that brown shampood look.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

Diarrhoea and blowdry: Y500

Manual disimpaction only: Y750

The full flush (wash, wipe, deodoriser): Y2000

Use of stools an extra Y200

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

‘My! What HAVE you done with your hair?…And what is that repulsive stink?’

‘Pooo!’

Pooo! Because hair is meant to look good and smell like a blocked toilet.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

So now we have strawberry blonde and pooo brown brunette

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

and Pee Pee Nail Salon is just around the corner

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
11 years ago

I’d rather go to “SHAM! hair salon”.
Sure they overcharge you for mediocre haircuts and the dye wears off after 2 days but at least you smell decent.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Hey…! This shampoo smells like…. waaaaait a minute…!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

… The Hair Salon for Sh*theads…!

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
11 years ago

So THAT’S how they make it smell like that….

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

the P looks like a roll of toilet paper..they have everything all figured out

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

You may come in as blonde….

Jeff
Jeff
11 years ago

Pooo!? Yahooo!!!!!!

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
11 years ago

They’ll make your “doo” look like fried crap!

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

Yokohama’s number 2 hair salon.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Because it stinks.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

Gee, your hair smells…terrific?

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Pooo! Because I’m worth it!

motordog
motordog
11 years ago

Three stylists, two girls, one cup…

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

The sound of the whoopee-cushions they hid inside the barber chairs for April Fool’s Day!

MSGangsta
MSGangsta
11 years ago

…for Brunettes, the Peee Salon is for blondes.

That guy
That guy
11 years ago

When my friend sat in the waiting room, he said all the stools were loose.

terry
terry
11 years ago

smells like somebody cut one

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

They give really crappy haircuts…

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Awesome! Now I can get rid of these crappy curlers!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Now if I could only find a similar Japanese salon called “Shaaaag!”

"Huan"
"Huan"
11 years ago

That girl’s haircut looks like POOO!

Recoil
11 years ago

“We’ll dye your hair brown for a craptastically low price!”.

emily
emily
11 years ago

Poo Hair Gel. Guaranteed to make your hair stand, and you can get the effect just by looking at it. No application neededt!!!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

AKA, “There’s something about Mariko”.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Now you smell like an asshat.

Koelet
Koelet
11 years ago

For that just washed in a blocked toilet smell!

rebbetspid
rebbetspid
11 years ago

I’ve seen this sign!!!

Where is it exactly?

Is it at Tama Plaza?

Ash
Ash
11 years ago

Thanks for the sh*t haircut.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I need to go to a salon and pay for this? I can get the same treatment for free at the primate house in the zoo.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Directions:

1. Massage Sham-pooo deeply into hair and scalp.
2. Rinse.
3. Rinse again.
4. No, really. Keep rinsing.
5. I mean rinse THOROUGHLY. Use a steel wire brush if you have to.
6. Shave head.
7. Discard pooo-caked hair.

kloo
10 years ago

why yes, shampoo and swirly are complimentary.

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Enjoy a cup of freshly brewed Kopi Luwak while you wait.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Now available with more hold.

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