After stripping, take some pics, send ’em in…

After stripping, take some pics, send ’em in…

posted on 21 May 2010 in Chinglish, Instructions, Toys

Upon cessation of circumvolution, look up circumvolution in the dictionary…

Photo courtesy of Shephanie Rayhon.
Toy from China.

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STRIP
STRIP
10 years ago

After stripping the plastic give to someone

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Careful of explosion in airtight spaces.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

dont light a match

DECMATH
10 years ago

Did I to mention, use under the guide of adult?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Grateful thanking for instruct. Please thank! Boy in the home he fall down die from chocking hazard five minutes already. I thanking he dead from chock but not dead from high pressure cable or electric wire. Much easier cleaning of him body! Many thank for usable instruct!

DrLex
10 years ago

Do not use in airtight area. The circumvolution will rapidly consume all air, and you will chock.

Matt S.
Matt S.
10 years ago

I don’t think I want the plastic bag after someone used it after stipping?EEEWWWW!!!

Matt S.
Matt S.
10 years ago

Whoops!,STRIPPING

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Maybe it should just say, “Too dangerous for children. Adult use only.” Especially since there’s stripping and potential chocking.

Apostrophe
Apostrophe
10 years ago

Must use under the guide of adult.
Please use under the guide of adult.
And did I mention under the guide of adult?
Otherwise you might chock.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@CallieWL: Yeah, ‘Spanking Craft: the autoerotic helicopter for those aged six and above.’

Xila
Xila
10 years ago

Did I mention use under the guide of adult?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I find all this talk of stripping shooting and chocking somewhat disturbing at my age.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Subtitute your brush cutter blade for fragmentation hazard

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Do not shoot at human body, but you can torment the hell out of your dog all you want…

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Can fly higher than 50 feet. But do not let fly higher than 100 feet or may be mistaken for UFO, which may result in adult guides become frightening, chocking or stabbing themselves in human body.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ You say you want circumvolution, yeah, we all want to change the world..♫

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Do not put in your bowel. Circumvovlution wil cause third like exploson belly.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Use Gerbil instead

Jared B.
10 years ago

Um that’s okay, I really don’t want the plastic bag after someone else used it in stripping…

Max
Max
10 years ago

It’s quite chocking that they imply toy can be turned into weapon. You don’t even need the plastic bag to chock the baby. Why no disclaimer about not for hoodlum, goniff, mental illness person, lunatic or disorderly?

Garst
Garst
10 years ago

Thank got they implemented safety features that don’t allow the projetile or the shooting toys to shoot at human body, change or re-quip the front point of the projectile to sharp-set, and stab in human body.

Dale E
Dale E
10 years ago

…pretty, pretty please use under the guide of an adult.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Circumvoluted? I’m not even Jewish!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

So they can spell “circumvolution” right, but screwed up “choking”. Go figure.

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

Can we get an adult in here please?

just4kicks
10 years ago

Light a fire instantly with the sparking craft!

just4kicks
10 years ago

Of course it’s for outdoor use only- there’s no central heating so you need to make a fire!

coffeebot
10 years ago

…also open before using.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

While I appreciate the fact that you’re covering your a$$ by telling me not to make this into a weapon, I get the feeling it would be more dangerous to its wielder than to any potential victim.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Wait, I CAN’T STAB???!!!!!! NOT EVEN IN THE BACK???? Awwww c’mon!!!

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

you can only choke the small and hazard parts when you are 6+

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Change or re-equip the front to make it sharper! Now why didn’t *I* think of that!!!

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
10 years ago

Circumvolution: Noun–the act of rotating or turning around

Strip 1: Verb–1. to undress
2. to take an outer covering away
3. (informal) to take off all clothes and run around in public

Redheaded Stepchild
Redheaded Stepchild
10 years ago

Yeah put your missile on the elastic target and pull away NOW!!
but make sure you turn off the spiral shell of the battery
or you just shoot the load after all.

ape
ape
10 years ago

although the extensive instructions are funny. esp. the “MUST be used under the guide of adult. PLEASE use under the guide of adult.” not to whoever made the initial comment… circumvolution is a word…

DFlyinLion
DFlyinLion
10 years ago

shouldnt be stripping in front of children or babies anyway… especially if you plan to circumvolute.

Lai-Lai
Lai-Lai
10 years ago

Please read under guide of adult.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

We ask you be generous, kind soul by give away your plastic bag to the homeless person.

Hilfy
Hilfy
10 years ago

Chocking a child or baby… That must be like tripping them, right?

Jony
Jony
9 years ago

Keep submerged in oil to prevent cataclyismic chemical reaction.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

warnings, shmarnings: you’re gonna get yer ass sued every which way but loose…shwarmas of American lawyers are on their way

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

SPECIAL NOTE: USE ONLY WITH GUIDANCE OF A VERY ADULT ADULT

the_bat
the_bat
8 years ago

The faster it whirls, the faster your head twirls.

Supremely Perfect
Supremely Perfect
6 years ago

Little Jimmy was excited about his new toy. UNTIL he got killed by sparks flying from the craft

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