Don’t forget to exhale…

Don’t forget to exhale…

posted on 4 May 2010 in Signs

Relax, and let the cigarette do its job…

Sign found in Yokohama, Japan.

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Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

NO BREATHING ALLOWED

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

By Order, Bill Clinton

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

It will inhale the smoking place marijuana somewhere else.

lora
lora
10 years ago

Maybe it’s non-smokers like me who pay too much attention to inhaling? 🙂

Matt S.
Matt S.
10 years ago

It does this whenever it is told or it gets the EXTINGUISER again!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Smoke coming out of all orifaces.

Tfin
Tfin
10 years ago

Ten meters away, “It will exhale the smoking place tobacco here.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

What can I say, I’m a bear for detail. Make that a camel.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Whoever wrote this sign inhaled too much SOMETHING.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The only way I can see this making sense is at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

If your hair is on fire, you’ve inhaled too much.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Take note of this if you’re flying to the UK. With our overbearing “smokefree” laws (Meaning you can’t smoke until you’ve left the destination airport…Not good after a 14 hour flight!) you’ll need to get as much in as you can *before* boarding! 😮

DieselDragon
10 years ago

[On the next sign, five feet away]

Lung cancer area.
It inhaled the smoking place tobacco over there too much. They paid attention to inhaling not enough.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

A bit arrogant to tell me I pay attention to inhaling too much. I hardly pay attention to it at all—my body does it automatically.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

I’m sure there’s a joke to be made here, regarding their knowledge of what one is paying attention to, but I just can’t put my finger on it.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I can feel my arteries hardening from here.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

In the lung in body malfunctioning, lung-cancer lies waiting.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Exhale instead.You won’t be able to taste the smoke.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

im not supposed to inhale it?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

It puts the butts in the ashtray.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I just wanna die as soon as possible, if you don’t MIND!

just4kicks
10 years ago

I think the only place this makes sense is in a gas chamber- then again, a smoking area seems like a gas chamber to non-smokers….

DrLex
10 years ago

The smoking area will inhale the smoke for you, so don’t bother about inhaling it yourself.

Max
Max
10 years ago

It beautifully exhales.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

but Art Vandelay told me I was too adamant in my stance that I should focus on the inhaling, instead of both inhaling and exhaling.

Goat
Goat
10 years ago

Of course, they meant “smorking area”.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

And over in the food court: IT WILL INGEST THE EATING PLACE FOOD HERE. YOU PAY ATTENTION TO INGESTING TOO MUCH.

martonica
10 years ago

wait so the room inhales for me, great without having to worry about things like breathing in i can concentrate on more important things like exhaling and thinking about why i’m in this room at all, i don’t smoke

Myself
4 years ago

You pay too much attention to inhaling! Why don’t you just relax for once?

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