Feelings are very refreshing

Feelings are very refreshing

posted on 9 May 2010 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Air freshener found in Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Instructions: following passage of jelly containing wonderful aroma, please use Pity toilet tissue immediately and ventilate room to unwrap smell

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

When there’s nothing on the telly
Open up the refresh jelly
It is wonderfully smelly
And will lubricate your valley

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Soooo… the room is in the smell, and the smell is in the jelly… How do you get the room out of the jelly…?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… also great for livening up stale peanut butter!

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

Apparently, this product can be used for huffing. Talk about “hooked on a feeling.”

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Smell that … well I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Pity we didn’t have this yesterday !

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Instructions: To activate jelly, press [Ctrl]+[F5]. The room may be extracted using WinZip.
Constant reloading of web browser is a normal effect of the aroma, but we hope to have that sorted out in the next version. 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I love the smell of jelly in the morning… it smells like victory.
Wonderful victory.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

If the aroma is so wonderful, why was it locked up in the jelly?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

What’s weird is the Japanese caption at the top says, in katakana (inside the blue hearts):

“Fragrance of Dolphin Blue”

No earthly what “Dolphin Blue” is.

But personally, i’d rather not use Dolphin-aroma air “freshener”.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

a new take on jellyfish jelly…spongebob is a genus

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Wonder what it tastes like?

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Those crazy japs and their Jelly prisons.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

You cannot escape the jelly. It will wrap your room in smell! Mwahahaha!

DieselDragon
10 years ago

@Pete:
I think I’d sooner take my chances with “Dolphin Blue” aroma over “Open Pasture” any day! Pasture *sounds* nice at first…Until you consider the resident Bovines and the outcome of their herbivorous diets! 😮

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Would you please pass the jelly?

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Number 2: “Good day, Number Six.”

Number 6: “Number what?”

Number 2: “Six. For official purposes, everyone has a number. Yours is number 6.”

Number 6: “I am not a number, I am a person.”

coffeebot
10 years ago

After Pity always come refreshing feeling!

DrLex
10 years ago

Wonderful smell was locked up in the jelly, but now it has escaped and wrapped some nondescript room. So what you’re actually buying is odorless jelly.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

“The Blob: Revenge!” : The giant gelatinous blob is back… and is looking for revenge in a very special way…

Take2
Take2
10 years ago

“Dolphin Blue” probably smells like fish . . . or low tide in Tokyo Bay.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Not THAT feeling!

Margaret
Margaret
10 years ago

also, peeling can be extra refreshing

Mistermom
Mistermom
10 years ago

As long as the smell that is wrapped up in the Jelly does not include the bathroom!!!!

Jonathan
Jonathan
10 years ago

“I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smell”

pech
pech
10 years ago

It’s too good to be true! Finally they invented a way to inexpensively buy a room to add on to your house that you can take home in your pocket, and nobody can believe it?

Nathan
Nathan
10 years ago

Much better than the Kentucky Jelly I got at the hospital.

Awwwesome
Awwwesome
10 years ago

That smell just wouldn’t stop wonderfulling so they had to lock it up lest it starts pregnanting!

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