It’s a shame, really

It’s a shame, really

posted on 8 May 2010 in Toiletries

We more than care for your rear…

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Toilet paper found in Japan.

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Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Mr T’s latest product endorsement !

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Take the paper, we pity your sorry ass!!

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

It really is a pity; all that waste!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Its a pity it doesn’t work

poonampallam
poonampallam
10 years ago

pitiful solution for derrieres that need a wipe

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

We’re sorry the texture is like 80-grit sandpaper… we pity the user…

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

were sorry its rolled paper not bathroom tissue

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

What Momoko said when her boyfriend took down his pants.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

T-P in reverse.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Is it next to “The Fool”?

DieselDragon
10 years ago

For when a sympathy card just isn’t enough…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

First Wall Street, then Walmart, the ‘fat finger’ strikes again… ‘P’ instead of ‘Sh’.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

We pity where that T.P.’s going.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Hot Town, Summer In the City
Wiping my butt with a roll of Pity…
Bend down, it isn’t sh1tty.
Doesn’t seem to a shadow in the city…♫

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

I don’t need your Pity!!!

Oh wait … yes, actually I do, the old roll just ran out…

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

After eating craps with royal sauce, you’re going to need a few rolls of Pity.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Ror those with piles.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Wouldn’t it be a better name for facial tissues?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

I see I found the Party I was looking for!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

30 years ago I remember using Bulldog brand toilet paper in Singapore. It would appear that the Singaporeans are a more robust lot than the Japanese. (And, yes, it was like its name.)

coffeebot
10 years ago

May God have mercy on your ass…

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

New Pity! Available at your local Titty!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

pity it dont come in other colors

Jim Steichen
Jim Steichen
10 years ago

Pity Paper for your next Pity Party!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Last night was Taco Night. I pity the next guy to use this restroom.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

So… If you bring this paper to a party for a kid who’s just learned to use the potty, that would make it a Pity Potty Party! Or, if the kid also has the chicken pox, it would be a Pity Potty Spotty Party! Or, if the kid has been a little bit bad as well, then it would be a Pity Potty Spotty Naughty Party! Or if the kid has learned to use the party, has chicken pox, has been a little bad, and has a runny nose, then it would be… a Pitty Potty Spotty Naughty Snotty Party!… Read more »

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Whoops, made a couple of spelling errors at that last part. Guess I got too excited. 🙂

orapshi
orapshi
10 years ago

Pity happens!

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Mr. T: “I pity the ass that gets whiped by this toiletpaper!”

emily
emily
10 years ago

Pity how we toilet rolls always end up!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Toilet rolls. Hmm. Guess there isn’t enough butter in the world to make these puppies go down.

noitallman
noitallman
10 years ago

it is a pity potty

Willie
Willie
10 years ago

Catholic Toilet Paper

Bottom Feeder
Bottom Feeder
10 years ago

Well, it is a pity that they kill perfectly good trees just so you can wipe your ass.

Humalien
Humalien
10 years ago

Pity, for those who miss

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

A pity you can’t afford Quilted Northern, or are too cheap to bother, you cheap bastard. 🙂

loserbeep
loserbeep
9 years ago

*whispy advert voice* Pity~ The more sympathetic kind of toilet paper~

Rezzy
Rezzy
9 years ago

Pity-ful? sounds like the quality is that of sandpaper

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