It’s a shame, really

It’s a shame, really

posted on 8 May 2010 in Toiletries

We more than care for your rear…

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Toilet paper found in Japan.

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Chuck
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Chuck

Mr T’s latest product endorsement !

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

Take the paper, we pity your sorry ass!!

Sam
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Sam

It really is a pity; all that waste!

Algernon
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Algernon

Its a pity it doesn’t work

poonampallam
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poonampallam

pitiful solution for derrieres that need a wipe

beechoak
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beechoak

We’re sorry the texture is like 80-grit sandpaper… we pity the user…

phoenixx
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phoenixx

were sorry its rolled paper not bathroom tissue

Yugan Dali
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What Momoko said when her boyfriend took down his pants.

Pete
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Pete

T-P in reverse.

Thuggy D
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Thuggy D

Is it next to “The Fool”?

DieselDragon
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For when a sympathy card just isn’t enough…

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

First Wall Street, then Walmart, the ‘fat finger’ strikes again… ‘P’ instead of ‘Sh’.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

We pity where that T.P.’s going.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Hot Town, Summer In the City
Wiping my butt with a roll of Pity…
Bend down, it isn’t sh1tty.
Doesn’t seem to a shadow in the city…♫

Brian
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Brian

I don’t need your Pity!!!

Oh wait … yes, actually I do, the old roll just ran out…

Xila31
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Xila31

After eating craps with royal sauce, you’re going to need a few rolls of Pity.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Ror those with piles.

Classic Steve
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Wouldn’t it be a better name for facial tissues?

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

I see I found the Party I was looking for!

Salome
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Salome

30 years ago I remember using Bulldog brand toilet paper in Singapore. It would appear that the Singaporeans are a more robust lot than the Japanese. (And, yes, it was like its name.)

coffeebot
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May God have mercy on your ass…

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

New Pity! Available at your local Titty!

phoenixx
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phoenixx

pity it dont come in other colors

Jim Steichen
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Jim Steichen

Pity Paper for your next Pity Party!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Last night was Taco Night. I pity the next guy to use this restroom.

Lora
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Lora

So… If you bring this paper to a party for a kid who’s just learned to use the potty, that would make it a Pity Potty Party! Or, if the kid also has the chicken pox, it would be a Pity Potty Spotty Party! Or, if the kid has been a little bit bad as well, then it would be a Pity Potty Spotty Naughty Party! Or if the kid has learned to use the party, has chicken pox, has been a little bad, and has a runny nose, then it would be… a Pitty Potty Spotty Naughty Snotty Party!… Read more »

Lora
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Lora

Whoops, made a couple of spelling errors at that last part. Guess I got too excited. 🙂

orapshi
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orapshi

Pity happens!

Someone
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Someone

Mr. T: “I pity the ass that gets whiped by this toiletpaper!”

emily
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emily

Pity how we toilet rolls always end up!

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Toilet rolls. Hmm. Guess there isn’t enough butter in the world to make these puppies go down.

noitallman
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noitallman

it is a pity potty

Willie
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Willie

Catholic Toilet Paper

Bottom Feeder
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Bottom Feeder

Well, it is a pity that they kill perfectly good trees just so you can wipe your ass.

Humalien
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Humalien

Pity, for those who miss

pauloo
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pauloo

A pity you can’t afford Quilted Northern, or are too cheap to bother, you cheap bastard. 🙂

loserbeep
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loserbeep

*whispy advert voice* Pity~ The more sympathetic kind of toilet paper~

Rezzy
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Rezzy

Pity-ful? sounds like the quality is that of sandpaper

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