Like you have never used the pool…

Like you have never used the pool…

posted on 10 May 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of S Evans.
Sign found in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Beware of the brown trouts.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I’ll never drink Oriental Spirits again

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Is this an invitation or a warning?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Right next to the statue of the Oriental water sprite peeing into the fountain…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

WELCOME TO OUR OOL.

You will notice that there is np “P” in it. Please keep it that way.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I don’t swim in your sake, so please don’t pee in my pool…!

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Don’t pee in the pool!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Use the Refresh Jelly before attempting the North Entrance.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

As a proud industry leader, we go to a great extend to save water.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

“To ilet”…Okay, but what’s an ilet, and how do I get to it?

DECMATH
10 years ago

WELCOME TO OUR L

Egodist
Egodist
10 years ago

Why make your swimmingpool green? Yellow and brown are just as cheerfull

also

if you think the swimmingpool is discusting… DON’T TRY THE SHOWERS!!

Matt S.
Matt S.
10 years ago

My neighbor in Georgia had a problem with his little boy peeing in the pool,so he invented a product called WeeWeeSee,it supposedly turned bright red if someone peed in the pool.As it turns out it was all a joke,but it kept the pool clean!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Would you prefer the peeing or non-peeing section?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Filthy? Try jiggling the diving board.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The “P” in Pool is silent.

coffeebot
10 years ago

This explains the yellow trunks…
and the brown ones.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The toilet is haunted by the Oriental Spirit of Christmas

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

What does the bottom sign say? Twelve Earthly Sardines?

Thuggy D
10 years ago

Don’t pee in the pool while standing on the diving board.

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
10 years ago

Using the pool is so boring and outdated.
I’d rather go left and let the “Oriental Spirit” scare the sh!t out of me!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

new water torture.. the sounds of a pool or fountain when you gotta go and cant find the restroom!

Femta
Femta
10 years ago

@jjhitt It says Twelve Earthly Branches, and the Chinese says Zodiac Square.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Get in the Oriental spirit – pee in the poo;.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

oops, typo. That’s “pool.” Sorry, I got a little excited.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
10 years ago

Our guests put the ‘P’ in pool

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Uhhhh….I gotta use the Oriental Spirit.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

All the funny captions may be done for the day…But this sign just reminded me of a highly amusing train announcement that someone chopped together a while ago. (Aye…It is toilet related! 😮 )

I’ve just uploaded it to YouTube at http://youtu.be/xv5AG7Uim1Y if anyone wants to give it a spin. 🙂

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
10 years ago

All may seem to be well for China as it is on the rise as an economic and scientific superpower. Nevertheless, its fundamental spirit, that is in the toilet.

DanT
DanT
10 years ago

I’m going to drop the kids off at the pool…

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Once restorations are done we’ll also have “Toilet – The Buffet Table” and “Toilet – The Sauna”!

just4kicks
10 years ago

No, I don’t think anyone added yellow dye to the water. And I don’t think those brown lumps are clumps of soil….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

@Femta Thanks… adds a new meaning to the question, What sign are you?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Oh, heck! I thought nobody knew that I pee in the pool.

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

Where the blind eels possess the oriental spirit! (and cause hullabaloo!)

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

um is that a baby ruth floating there??? nm i dont wanna know

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
10 years ago

I wonder if they’ve got other drinks to left.

Well, there IS yellow wine to the right.

doublescotchonice
doublescotchonice
10 years ago

Ex-Lax sponsored the catering apparently. At least they have their priorities straight.

Nathan
Nathan
10 years ago

Welcome to our poo!

Kieren Scott
Kieren Scott
10 years ago

Like you have never used “The Oriental Spirit” either…

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Um, I think you’d be swimming in the toilet, not peeing in the pool. In the other direction, sake-drinking from the other “bowl”.

Loki
Loki
8 years ago

youve not lived till you have crapped on oriental spirits trust me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Also called ‘Swimming Poo’

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