Natural stones never felt so good…

Natural stones never felt so good…

posted on 1 May 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Lisa Golden.
Sign spotted in Kanchanaburi, Thailand.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

NOBODY is feeling my stones!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Natural stones with feeling.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I can feel myself perfectly well without leaving home, thank you very much.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

So much better than those fake man made stones.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

River Kwai Park?
Why do I have this uncontrollable urge to whistle?

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Feel myself in front of you? No thank you. 🙂

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

oooooooooo gettin all touchy feely

Ron Boroczk
Ron Boroczk
10 years ago

All pearl necklaces 1/2 off at BJ central. Just bring your natural stones.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

When I think about you I feel myself.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I can’t believe the stones on these guys

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

I think they are talking about kidney stones (at least I hope so!).

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

More than two polishes and it’s playing with yourself.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

I thought the point of buying her jewelry was so you wouldn’t have to feel yourself.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

“Natural stones
genuine jewelry
high quality

HIGH Price”

If I visit you and feel myself, you pay, not me!!! HIGH Price!!!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Good O’. I haven’t been feeling myself lately.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Only Place over the River Kwai

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Private cubicles available.

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

explanation A: a lot of semi-precious stones are fired, dyed, and otherwise altered to make them look like precious stones, so you can’t always tell just by looking.
explanation B: as to the part about feeling, I like Xila31’s comment best.

derp
derp
10 years ago

At a discounted rate? Getting rocks off.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

I’m feeling myself right now, do I really need to visit them?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Or don’t visit us and go f*** yourself. Either way.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

So; You can feel yourself at the best jewellery centre…

…I dread to think what they get up to at the worst one! 😮

Alan
Alan
10 years ago

When I first read this, I thought it said “Low pride” not “Low price.”
If you have to be feeling your own stones, your pride must be pretty low.

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

I thought they said diamonds are a girl’s best friend

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

i hear the song “cover of the rollin stone” now..wonder….

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

River Kwai, I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

Matt
Matt
10 years ago

The most finest stones

Nathan
Nathan
10 years ago

Should I do this here or should I go in the back?

LongView
LongView
10 years ago

Of course, all the jewelry is manufactured by British Army POWs.

Sean Ward
Sean Ward
10 years ago

Natural stones always have that effect on me…

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

I can do that anywhere!

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