Nurse! I need more crayon, STAT!

Nurse! I need more crayon, STAT!

posted on 13 May 2010 in Stationery

Doctor, we have ink but no pulse!

Photo courtesy of Gabriel Alvarez.
Found at 99 cent store (likely made in China).

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engrishwebmaster
Admin
10 years ago

Nurse, let’s stitch this letter up!

engrishwebmaster
Admin
10 years ago

Let’s see: retractor, sutures, envelopes…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

They’ve even provided an eraser to fix all your mistakes!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Happy Boy Cardiothoracic Clinics provide a free colouring set with every by-pass graft. Act now and receive a bonus defibrillator and pack of dinosaur stencils.

A G
A G
10 years ago

Color crayons if you need more blood.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Save money and entertain the family. Purchase our home Cardiac Surgery kit now.

Can easily be mastered by any child over seven years

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I ♥ Your Clamp!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Happy Boy? From the looks of the stationery set, should be Gay Boy…!

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Only 1 crayon? Guess you just have to get creative with that heart clamp.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

So what’s in the little baby bottle?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

You’ll need that heart clamp when you’re done laughing at the Engrish.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Perfect gift for the little surgeon in your life.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The severe cuteness of this stationary set may affect some people’s stomachs more than their hearts. 🙂

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

So, where do I put the crayon?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Now you don’t have to choose between coloring and playing doctor.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
10 years ago

I’m impressed that they spelled “Stationery” correctly!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

i wanna be an artistic cardiologist when i grow up!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

It’s the do-it-yourself version of Operation!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Oh, look! A Happyboy rubber!

Char (PSI Tutor:Mentor)

Fuuuuny!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

This explains why their toy doctor kit comes with a protractor.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Honey, on your way home from work can you stop at Staples and pick up some forceps and retractors?”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Haha.@ Faulty wiring. I thought the erser was to “rub out” all your mistakes.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

EDIT: eraser (damn)

coffeebot
10 years ago

It puts the retractor in the bucket or it gets the intubation…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Ralph Hamilton | 6:31 pm |
Haha.@ Faulty wiring. I thought the erser was to “rub out” all your mistakes.

No no, that’s what indemnity insurance is for

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The only stationery set endorsed by the AMA.

Eoin
10 years ago

the amazing thing is they managed to spell stationery correctly

Ueyama S.
Ueyama S.
10 years ago

…and I thought it was weird when they started marketing toy mobile phones…

John
John
10 years ago

If I were a reconstructive surgeon, I’d give Hello Kitty a mouth.

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Ok children, its time for “Arts and Crafts”! Now take out your heart clamps and clamp the student next to you!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Oh! … We forgot the anesthetic!!

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