Nurse! I need more crayon, STAT!

They’ve even provided an eraser to fix all your mistakes!

Happy Boy Cardiothoracic Clinics provide a free colouring set with every by-pass graft. Act now and receive a bonus defibrillator and pack of dinosaur stencils.

Color crayons if you need more blood.

Save money and entertain the family. Purchase our home Cardiac Surgery kit now.

Can easily be mastered by any child over seven years

I ♥ Your Clamp!

Happy Boy? From the looks of the stationery set, should be Gay Boy…!

Only 1 crayon? Guess you just have to get creative with that heart clamp.

So what’s in the little baby bottle?

You’ll need that heart clamp when you’re done laughing at the Engrish.

Perfect gift for the little surgeon in your life.

The severe cuteness of this stationary set may affect some people’s stomachs more than their hearts. 🙂

So, where do I put the crayon?

Now you don’t have to choose between coloring and playing doctor.

I’m impressed that they spelled “Stationery” correctly!

i wanna be an artistic cardiologist when i grow up!

It’s the do-it-yourself version of Operation!

Oh, look! A Happyboy rubber!

Fuuuuny!

This explains why their toy doctor kit comes with a protractor.

“Honey, on your way home from work can you stop at Staples and pick up some forceps and retractors?”

Haha.@ Faulty wiring. I thought the erser was to “rub out” all your mistakes.

EDIT: eraser (damn)

It puts the retractor in the bucket or it gets the intubation…

Ralph Hamilton | 6:31 pm |
Haha.@ Faulty wiring. I thought the erser was to “rub out” all your mistakes.

No no, that’s what indemnity insurance is for

The only stationery set endorsed by the AMA.

the amazing thing is they managed to spell stationery correctly

…and I thought it was weird when they started marketing toy mobile phones…

If I were a reconstructive surgeon, I’d give Hello Kitty a mouth.

Ok children, its time for “Arts and Crafts”! Now take out your heart clamps and clamp the student next to you!

– Oh! … We forgot the anesthetic!!