The Every Place is such a work-saver!

The Every Place is such a work-saver!

posted on 18 May 2010 in Chinglish

I had a job, but now I get the every place!

Photo courtesy of Paul Donahue.
Found at the Beijing Zoo, China.

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tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

…so you’re saying this automatic device breaks the laws of quantim mechanics and lets me be in the every place at once?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

quantum!!!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

I’m lost! where is the automatic guide?

DrLex
10 years ago

You can get the device. Just believe in yourself. And turn right.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

But will you truly appreciate the device if you didn’t have to work for it?

Falco
Falco
10 years ago

You take the blue pill – it’s automatic, you needn’t any work, you get the every place and believe what you want to believe. You take the red pill- you stay in the Beijing Zoo, you turn right and I show you how to get the device.

Aladdin the magic
10 years ago

The problem is that if u speak Chinese , the device is 10 RMB, but if u speak English , the device is 40RMB ~ how wonderful~

Aka_shep
Aka_shep
10 years ago

Automatic guide it’s automatic…

Recoil
10 years ago

Oh, if only I had such a device.

uhhh
uhhh
10 years ago

“Turn right you can get the device.” Directions for the secret agent.

Chudz
Chudz
9 years ago

@Aladdin; You mean if you speak Engrish

Mari-Ma
Mari-Ma
9 years ago

Do the zoo at warp 10!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It automatically becomes guide when purchased

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Teleport from ‘hitchhiker’s guide’

Myself
3 years ago

They have great social benefits in China!

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