The weeds keep hitting the snooze alarm

The weeds keep hitting the snooze alarm

posted on 28 May 2010 in Chinglish

When they awake, we mow…


Photo courtesy of Jessie Work.
Road sign found in China.

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FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

It gets a little crabby when it wakes up on the wrong side of the knoll.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

And while you’re at it, clean up that pile of cocaine, too!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

These tiny shoots produce chloroform instead of chlorophyll. Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Pay no attention to the manic hyperactive vines.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Take good care or your grass and your grass will take good care of you.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

And while you’re at it, give them a drink of water and tell them a nice story…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The sleeping grass has disguised itself and has become a bush.

sad panda
sad panda
10 years ago

At least it isn’t as bad as the hallucinating grass.

DrLex
10 years ago

Do not trample the sleeping grass. You will hurt its feelings.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

I think this is a t-shirt design just waiting to happen.

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

Perhaps the grass is dreaming of being a blunt.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

♫Beautiful grasses, awaken to me,
Phosphate and nitram and slaked Lime for thee,
Death to the lawn grubs, and and all pests I can see,
Beautiful grasses, awaken to me?

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Warking on the grass may cause cuts to feet.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

As the Spanish bloke said to the Hula dancer. Hola! Gracias!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

You’ve never known torment until you’ve heard 10,000 blades of grass snoring all night.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

They’re so cute when they’re sleeping.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

…or else YOU will be sleeping with the grass, if you know what we mean!

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Wonder what the GRASS is sleeping off?

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Be vewy vewy quiet….

Classic Steve
Classic Steve
10 years ago

Is this anywhere near the grass that purportedly smiles at you?

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Let sleeping grass lie…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Smoke too much sleeping grass and you may not awaken !

coffeebot
10 years ago

Ahhh, I see the problem… mushrooms.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

shhhhhh gargamel you will wake the grass!!!

NCL III
NCL III
10 years ago

Also take care of sleeping hobos

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

The vegan alternative to Ambien

Grassy Commentator
Grassy Commentator
10 years ago

May I smoke this spot of idle grass here, this little aromatic one?, yes?, plz?

Andy
Andy
10 years ago

The weird thing is, the sign actually says “little grass is resting.”

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Hey this grass is medicinal, it helps me sleep.

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

Chinese have strange humor because the sign says the same as the translation =_=`

John
John
10 years ago

Let the shhep safely graze somewhere else.

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