The weeds keep hitting the snooze alarm

It gets a little crabby when it wakes up on the wrong side of the knoll.

And while you’re at it, clean up that pile of cocaine, too!

These tiny shoots produce chloroform instead of chlorophyll. Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

Pay no attention to the manic hyperactive vines.

Take good care or your grass and your grass will take good care of you.

And while you’re at it, give them a drink of water and tell them a nice story…

The sleeping grass has disguised itself and has become a bush.

At least it isn’t as bad as the hallucinating grass.

Do not trample the sleeping grass. You will hurt its feelings.

I think this is a t-shirt design just waiting to happen.

Perhaps the grass is dreaming of being a blunt.

♫Beautiful grasses, awaken to me,
Phosphate and nitram and slaked Lime for thee,
Death to the lawn grubs, and and all pests I can see,
Beautiful grasses, awaken to me?

Warking on the grass may cause cuts to feet.

As the Spanish bloke said to the Hula dancer. Hola! Gracias!

You’ve never known torment until you’ve heard 10,000 blades of grass snoring all night.

They’re so cute when they’re sleeping.

…or else YOU will be sleeping with the grass, if you know what we mean!

Wonder what the GRASS is sleeping off?

Be vewy vewy quiet….

Is this anywhere near the grass that purportedly smiles at you?

Let sleeping grass lie…

Smoke too much sleeping grass and you may not awaken !

Ahhh, I see the problem… mushrooms.

shhhhhh gargamel you will wake the grass!!!

Also take care of sleeping hobos

The vegan alternative to Ambien

May I smoke this spot of idle grass here, this little aromatic one?, yes?, plz?

The weird thing is, the sign actually says “little grass is resting.”

Hey this grass is medicinal, it helps me sleep.

Chinese have strange humor because the sign says the same as the translation =_=`

Let the shhep safely graze somewhere else.