This explains the plastic sporks…

This explains the plastic sporks…

posted on 25 May 2010 in Signs

What’s on the agenda, I mean menu?

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Found outside restaurant in Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

So basically what they’re saying is that the place is not only a dangerous construction site, but that the staff are of dubious character and refuse to make eye contact.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

If I’d have known it was safe I would have ordered the combustible bread the first time.

https://www.engrish.com/2010/04/wait-til-you-see-the-deductable/

Rm
Rm
12 years ago

..and that’s our “Vision” statement

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

You get an A for effort…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Well, at least you’ve given it your best shot…!

What
What
12 years ago

Wow now their safe must have took the burning sandwich out of the menu.

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Watch your step.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Safety and trust are all well and good; now how about trying to obtain good food and friendly service?

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

waiter: Thanks for your order. I’ll be “right back” with your “meal”.

pumpkinattack
pumpkinattack
12 years ago

Do you have a meet-less menu?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
12 years ago

…if you know know what I mean… nudge, nudge. say no more.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

@ A Non-Y Mouse:

‘Shall we, say….”meet”….somewhere more casual, so I can show you more of my… trust and appreciation…? I have, of course, obtained the relevant… safety….product’

Classic Steve
12 years ago

They take you to a track meet.

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

They also want to make sure that you’re “safe” and “comfortable,” just like an certain airline.

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

We try for the food-making to obtain satiety and trust in appreciation for “meat” with the sandwich.

Dania
Dania
12 years ago

OSHA–all about making to obtain safety!

Max
Max
12 years ago

No steel toe boots,
no hard hat
no service.

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

…but we’d still be happier if you just ordered take-out and left.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

We wiil panel-beat you dented panel with as a result of broughaha with panel you cause by circumvovlution in traffic happening.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

Haha. From that angle, it looks more like a Panel Shop than a restaurant.

coffeebot
12 years ago

I’m on the safety food diet

phoenixx
phoenixx
12 years ago

sings :”meet me in the middle” but do it safely

KyDave
KyDave
11 years ago

Is that what they’re calling a ‘Happy Ending” now days: ‘”Meet” with the customer?’

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