Cleanliness is next to tastiness!

Cleanliness is next to tastiness!

posted on 5 Jun 2010 in Signs

Oh! I wasn’t paying attention and ate my soap!


Photo courtesy of Katie Nazzaro.
Sign found in Japan.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

And there is even a straw to drink the bath.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Now THERE’S a niche I wish I’d thought of: novelty food-like soap! These people are going to make billions! Which is what they’ll have to pay in compensation when a child dies from eating a chocolate-shaped bar or soap.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I was wondering what made the bath so enjoyable. Bath toys perhaps

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Also available are cleaning items that resemble bodily substances, such as the popular pooh-shaped loufa: ‘who can tell the difference?’, pee-like bath essence, ‘because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t pee in the bath once in a while?’ and mucus toothpaste: ‘cos it all ends up tasting the same in the end!’ Payment is by credit card or money-shaped soap.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m sorry, after Dr. Bronner, any other soap product is only mildly strange.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Do you have any high-stimulus soap? I really like to get into my cleanliness…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Mommy, Mommy! Can I wash my mouth out with soap? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz?”

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Don’t say bad words or I’ll put low stimulus dessert look-alikes that taste like soap in your mouth!!!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Letis all eat the Bathingies!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the latest in body shots…

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Rubbish. The most enjoyable thing you can have in your bath, is someone of the opposite sex.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Except perhaps….Having them twice.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Watch your language, young man, or I’ll wash your mouth out with….with…OHHHH, NEVER MIND.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I’ve heard of soap cakes, but…

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Soap on a rope… or a bun.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

How DOES someone come up with this stuff? Too much of the…er…”sleeping grass.”

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

I am sorry ma’am but I got confused…does that mean I can eat in the bathroom? o_o

ka1ssr
10 years ago

@sam: what does it taste like again?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes like soap!
Waiter: Oh no, it was supposed to be the other way around!

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

iBathingî… Apple is everywhere these days.

Murilo Silva
Murilo Silva
10 years ago

I don’t like the style of the ìQuotesê, they should pay attention to that

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

Okay, the fragrance and color are from EDIBLE natural materials….and they LOOK like desserts….but I’m NOT supposed to eat them??! What kind of sick sadistic people are you??

Lai-Lai
Lai-Lai
10 years ago

It might as well be in Greek for all I can read it.

John
John
10 years ago

When icurly quotes,, curl your toes…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

iPhonethingi – Specialized in jobs related products

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

As seen in “Cloud Atlas”.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

The fabricants love it! (Until they realize what it’s made of)

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