Did you custody this?

Did you custody this?

posted on 16 Jun 2010 in Chinglish

We pride ourselves on our cave and spit-free environment…

Check out the new t-shirt at the Engrish store!
Sign found in China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Reminds me of visiting my parent’s house.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Confucius said “Don’t step on suddenly the floor.”

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

I have read this consciously and I am intrigued by the relationship between lasting hygiene and civilization. I think that I will have to take pictures at will to cherish consciously at home.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

No two by twos please.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Wait a minute… I just bought a ticket TO STEP ON A FLOOR?!??? What kind of amusement park is this?”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

No spitting, no caving, no smorking and no hullabaloo!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

While visiting the civilization, keep your un-civilization to yourself.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

No cameras or recording devices… unless you’re going to take a picture of this sign.

gbear
gbear
10 years ago

Loud confused noise? Oh, great, my dad’s here.

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Non-smoking loud confused noise is permitted. Also accept smoking & loud organized college marching bands.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Wipe your feet before walking on the cherished cultural relic.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Okay if I hover instead?

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Poor hygiene will be the downfall of this civilization.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

No smoking? Jesus-what is this, Russia?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

I already made a loud, confused noise trying to understand this sign!

DrLex
10 years ago

Do not try to cherish the relic unconsciously.

RedPhillip
RedPhillip
10 years ago

Apparently loud coherent noise is fine. (I question the coherence of marching band music, however.)

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Line up on the floor. The last guy, the one in the red and blue suit insisted on waiting in the ceiling line. It didn’t end well.

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

Cave and spit fun, flammables and explosives not so much.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

I’ll keep my T(hr)ourette’s in check to avoid the spitting and loud confused noises.

Cari
Cari
10 years ago

I hate throuing out everywhere the peel without cave and spit.

goodguy
goodguy
10 years ago

Well they certainly can’t expect to control loud confused noises with signs like these.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

so where do we take the llamas?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Good friends, take phlegmed peels with love! Me bring cavemobile.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Pleas not stepping on ours testikles. Also we beg not force guider’s mouth open wit fingers to spitting within. It grossings them out. Thank you.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Yes. It’s the official NASA plate for aliens visiting our civilization…

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Does that say throw out the peel, or throw out the “pee !” ??

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Inflammable? So I can carry stuff that’ll burn, but just not stuff that’ll explode.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Don’t portray funishings? If they mean furnishings, who does that anyway? Think I’ll act like a lamp on this tour.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

That sign was at the entrance of gas chambers in Nazi camps. They never saw it comming, being too confused trying to figure out what the sign said…

coffeebot
10 years ago

Ahhh, brings back my circus memories of the ringleader, “Step on the floor! Step on the floor!”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

You just can’t step on floors like these back home. That two-hour wait in line was worth it.

yelp
10 years ago

what if ouer loud noise is not confused?

jimmy
10 years ago

where are we supposed to stand before stepping on the floor?

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