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Fresh jfkjsljklkj!

posted on 30 Jun 2010 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Best fjdfkdjfljsd in town!


Photo courtesy of Annie X.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Vancouver.

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Sara
Sara
10 years ago

The dish is alternately known as “button mash special”.

don Patricio
don Patricio
10 years ago

Get the side of flied lice along with XSTRsgsgsgsYTR-farfargnugen-saanDSRTFXDF poo-poo platter # thee with low sodium soy

don Patricio
don Patricio
10 years ago

I must conclur with Chuck. The reastern robster is lery devrine.
In the rowld

emily
emily
10 years ago

You don’t need vowels to name a fantastic dish, only bowels to enjoy it.

emily
emily
10 years ago

and the appetizer is suoiciled (spelled backwards)

emily
emily
10 years ago

It’s too good for words!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I type the same thing when my instant messaging pops up while I’m in the middle of a game of World of Warcraft… generally I don’t send those messages though.

Wiglaf
Wiglaf
10 years ago

the Engrish Scammer strikes again:
Yeah, boss, I know Engrish. Of course, you’ll have to pay me the going rate for translating your menu into Engrish. It’s a lot harder than it looks…

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

To pronounce our menu correctly, we will have to cut your tongue out.

Steven
Steven
10 years ago

I prefer the “azertyuiop” menu instead.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this is your menu on drugs..

coffeebot
10 years ago

SDfsfsfsja: secret ingredients you!

Aircop 2000
Aircop 2000
10 years ago

I’d rather have a bowl of fhqwhgads.

Sexibait19
Sexibait19
10 years ago

Was my niece playing with the keyboard again?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

menus by bob and doug mckenzie

tai fu
tai fu
10 years ago

The person who wrote this menu has the gift of tongue! I mean he just experienced God! What he’s really saying is “Holy delicious food” and “I am sick of the ****ing crabs on the ****ing plane!”

Crys
Crys
10 years ago

A more fitting name is “The retarded keyboard”

quickman
quickman
10 years ago

It is only meant to be left deciphered by a spy who can’t type.

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

This is the sound chickens make when the temples explode them

Doff
Doff
10 years ago

I’ll take a bowl of that alphabet soup.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

Someone was bored while writing a menu

touchipod
touchipod
10 years ago

Nicest tasting pjnnsoiauncnoeisnd ina long time!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Another clever online translation…

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Boss: You sure you are a good translator?

Translator: I am the most kdskdskdskdskds translator ever! I promise!

mrbenz
9 years ago

I hear the translator is the best student on his Kindergarten. He graduate yesterday…

BigHeadSarge
BigHeadSarge
8 years ago

Well I asdf up this morning,
with a jkl;as in my head.
My dfjk done l;as me,
I l;asd as well be dead.

I got the home row bluuuuuues!

Unown
Unown
8 years ago

This is why you should not hire the Angry German Kid to translate your menus.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

When ordering, the only thing I can do is to point to the pics, bcoz I dont know how to pronounce them …

ranguy
ranguy
6 years ago

I didn’t know Michael J Fox knew Chinese

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

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