How funny… he thinks he will be using real tools.
Photo courtesy of Michael Carroll.
Hello, is this the hardware store? It is? Good. I’d like a refund on the tool set I just purchased. I asked for the ‘Serious and Dangerous’ set, but you’ve sent me the ‘Fun and Safe’ set instead. I’ve tried them out and the melamine you’ve used in them seems better suited to other uses.
Those are the most hilarious pliers I have ever seen!
For cutting of hands and pulling out teeth.
So this pair of pliers walks into a gay bar and says to the bartender, “You don’t get many alligators, in here do you?”
It’s not so funny when you loose your nuts…okay a little
You have a saw, pliers and four fasteners.
Remove your appendix.
You have three minutes.
Extra credit will be awarded for originality.
Old movie props from The Three Stooges…
You think this is funny, do ya’!?! Let’s see you laugh after this little piggy really does go to the market!
The PG8 version of the SAW series tool set. Now with superior torturing materials!
Hm…. I was wondering….. What does THE CHILD think about playing with this dangerously safe tool set?
It’s all funny & safe until someone gets hurt…
kid, you’ll shoot your eye out 😉
For cutting-edge humor.
When all you have is a saw and pliers, everything looks like nuts and bolts.
You are SAW amusing!
Little Johnny is too little to have a tool like his dad’s, which itself is funny enough!
the tool kit for Tim Taylor approved by binford tools
It’s all funny until someone pokes an eye out.
Nah. Good comedy should always be a little dangerous.
This is the “starter kit” for aspiring young chain-saw murderers.
Superior materials! Yes, superior to used toilet paper.
This set contains two nuts and bolts and no wrench. Now that IS funny.
Carefully torture your GI Joe.
It’s good to learn to take care of your tool at an early age…. ah tools I mean tools.
this set is funny,safe and made of supiror materials…ok where is the boring, dangerous and made of cheap materials set?
Before I fix your faucet, my pliers would like to perform a short stand-up routine.