Give me a minute

Give me a minute

posted on 29 Jun 2010 in Household Items

It always takes so long to shop hereā€¦

Photo courtesy of Captain Zoom.
300 yen (approx. $3) magnetic towel hook found in Japan.

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Sure, let me lift the towel and have a look. Oh, what?! Another brick wall?!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The super deluxe model (W52 x D38 x H180) not only provides snappy commentary on your life, but also introduces you to a better class of people and includes a year membership to a Swiss finishing school.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

…actually, after the brief but torrid affair I’ve just had with a woman I met taking her kid to school I probably don’t want to know. What I do need to review are the results of my STD screen..can you help with that?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Oh, the questions this week…! “Are you ready for an affair? Would you like to review your life?…” WHERE IS THIS ALL LEADING???

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… just as long as it has nothing to do with the website peopleofwalmart.com…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Forgive me, Hand Towel Holder, for I have sinned…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This is to serve notice that on the advice on my towel ring, I am seeking employment opportunities elsewhere.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No.. actually, I just want to dry my hands.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just look in the mirror

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The toilet paper holders are even better, they grant you three wishes.

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

But I don’t wanna be a hooker!

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Clarence … is that you? What happened to you wings?

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Do I want to review my life? Heck, I’m only taking a shower because the boss suggested I clean up a little !

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

The Towel Ring of Fortune.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Oh great, another psych major posing as a hand towel.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

No, thanks. My shower curtain went over it with me this morning.

poonampallam
poonampallam
10 years ago

yeah… i’ve always wanted to be a cellist instead of an engineer…

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Oh, don’t you get all existential and magnetic on me, please!!!!!!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

If my life should be like the towels….I don’t want to know.

motordog
motordog
10 years ago

So, my mother was reincarnated as a towel hook?

KB
KB
10 years ago

Don’t tell me… the towel holder has a degree in psychology. Or it sells cars.

Rylan Flautzinator
Rylan Flautzinator
10 years ago

My like should involve dry hands.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Trust me. I’m a towel ring.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“You will be visited by three bathroom fixtures. Expect the first tomorrow at midnight.”

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

O’ mighty Towel Holder. What is the meaning of life?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Yes, please. I’ve been wringing my hands all day hoping you’d ask. Or at least offer me a dry towel.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Wait a minute. Does this mean I’m going to . . . . Oh,no, is that a guy with a gun over there?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

capt. hook the later years, working at wal mart…shame really

DECMATH
10 years ago

Ten minutes for an affair, one minute to evaluate your life? Priorities.

Max
Max
10 years ago

phoenixx,

Good one.
What he really means is:

Arrrrrgh! Would ya like to review yer life, matey?

Max
Max
10 years ago

Sin in haste.
Repent at leisure.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Some people like Zen decorations, others like psychanalitic design…

It would be a perfect gift for Woody Allen!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Great. Just great. My bathroom accessories just went all Tony Robbins on me. What’s next, my kitchen utensils channel St. Teresa of Avila?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

@ Max: Most people today sin at leisure and repent in haste, so ten minutes for an affair and one minute to reflect, regret and reform sounds about right.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

I hate to have philisophical discussions in Walmarts.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

The question that came before “Does it End””

https://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/does-it-end.jpg

Kimmerly
Kimmerly
10 years ago

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: “It might have been!”

n
n
10 years ago

when last night leaves you with questions,,towel hook has all the answers,,,

ann
ann
10 years ago

Those bathroom accessories really help you come clean…

Executor78
Executor78
10 years ago

I fell like I just spoke to my guidance counselor.

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

Not with that contraption, I don’t! I was actually looking for the self-destructive towel hooks, not the self-reflective ones, sorry…

Awwwesome
Awwwesome
10 years ago

Not with that contraption, I don’t! Actually, I was looking for the self-destructive towel rings, not the self-reflective ones, sorry.

Nemanja Ivanovic
Nemanja Ivanovic
9 years ago

The new Tony Robins bathroom line.

Teri B
Teri B
9 years ago

That’s how they hook you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can I will do it yesterday?

Myself
4 years ago

Yeah, you know, I really didn’t expect my life to be like this.

Myself
3 years ago

All I did was consider buying this towel hook and my life flashed before my eyes…

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