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It’s deja vu all over agin.

Children run this place. They don’t want adults playing around here.

Either ways, someone’s gonna be hurt

Should I take care dangerously or carefully put myself in danger?

How does one take care of a child dangerously? Subject the child to an electric shock in that chamber to keep him quiet?

Parenting advice from Evel Knievel.

No problem sir, any child plays here, I will take care of him dangerously.

I am NOT taking orders from a 4th grader!

Listen to your child or he’ll kick you in the shins!

I better not anger Chuckie.

Whats behind the rubber curtain

And yet, despite that crystal clear warn, I feel strangely compelled to play with all the red buttons and dangerously poke various parts of my anatomy through the curtain.

I am the Child, and I approved this message.

LITTLE BROTHER IS WATCHING *YOU*

I’m so reckless when I’m cautious!

Childish dangerous curiosity: Oh, what does THIS red button do?

However; The child does NOT forbid putting semicolons where they don’t belong.

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I wonder What this is…AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Don’t ignore the child, he makes angry.

“Dangerously” is my middle name.

Because adult supervision is overrated.

Be quiet noisily

I picture Cartmann standing next to it, in a police cap and mirrored sunglasses, scowling…

ok, I’m just leaning in the machine too see if ther’s nobody in there!

Let’s have some authoritah !

I will exercise reckless caution. Much thank, youthful protector.

the adult play area is next door

Now if we only knew who this child is who forbids us to do things, we could find him or her and and spank their booty.

Suggested activities: slowly walk into a river … full of piranhas and crocodiles; wrap yourself in a soft towel… of thorns; etc…

But I enjoy taking risks cautiously.

Because we all listen to the child.

This is what happens when you listen to your inner child too much.

Talk about raising your parents…

This is a person who has children.

You must be less than this height to ride the escalator.

Who the hell made the child the authority?

This SERIOUSLY needs to be made into a T-shirt. PLEASE.

Better leave the parents at home. With an adultsitter.

Never mind the sign, I’m still trying to figure out what an x-ray machine is doing in what appears to be a food market, or something…

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Keep it out of adults.