I have you read this?

Don’t pregnant.

Do I visit the hospital before or after the jump.

“A heart has an obstacle”

Ahh! Unrequited love.

The one fitting the next item must be a white guy…

A heart has an obstacle? Would that be like a blockage?

♪♫ … And if I’ve built this fortress around your heart… ♫♪

They say a hospital is the worst place for germs…!

Let’s Pregnant!

What if both hearts have an obstacle?

By all means, I get drunk on the liquor…

By all means, have a nice trip!

My weight can jump 2 to 3 pounds either way every day!

… And for what use are you using older-than-12 year olds…?

The person under 18 years old needs the agreement of the protector, or by all means, he could meet his Maker.

In the case of retirement, the ability to jump becomes null and void.

I didn’t realize that bungee-related pregnancy was a possibility…!

“I’m not signing a thing… I can’t understand any of this…”

If you not fitting the next item, a condition or retirement, then jump. Good luck!

I can only jump on Saturdays. I’m a seventh day adventurist.

“I am used to the use from one older than 12 years old.”

AKA “only those who’re frequently molested are allowed to bungee jump.”

Get drunk, get pregnant, get chronic disease, bungjee jump, get used by a 12 year old and end up in the hospital.

Sounds like a busy weekend. So how much is your bail?

fun!fun!fun!

It to be used with the one day pass…or else it gets the hose again! (Someone had to say it.)

We wants the Precocious-and we HATES the thief Baggins! We hates it!

Dang, in each hospital I ever went to, there’s a chronic disease now! How is that possible?

“Equal to or less than 109 kg more than 38 kg”… so equal to or less than 147 kg? Why make us do the math?

Chronic diseases and staff infections… easily confused,

“Please sign an application after understanding” Boy.. this is going to take a while..

If every hospital I visit has a chronic disease now, I got bigger problems that worrying about bungee jumping.

I get drunk on the liquor I drank before getting drunk?? isn’t that same as saying, “My dog was lost until I found him” ??

I just don’t think I could get used to being used by someone under 12 years old…

I also think that would be a felony, even considering Japan’s horrifyingly young age of consent.

So if the agreement of the protector is required, does Buffy need Giles to sign something?

the hospital for bad hmo

For harness wearing, the waist is set to 102cm (40″). Hang on real tight if you are thinner than that. Or you can double up and use it with a 12 year old, but then you may become pregnant.

Have a precocious day!

I have you been drinking too much?

haha, “retirement”.

Have you ever chosen the child on the “Please use Anyone” sign? Well, this “ride” is for ya!

Phew, I can go bungee jumping! I am used to use ones from 18 up! Legal age, folks!

Oh, you’ll sign the application after understanding… because of monkeys. :p

♪♫ Even though the sound of it is something quite precocious. ♫♪

Precocious. see incomprehensible.

Hey, buddy, don’t tell ME your drinking problems!

“Are you enough to game the jumper”

Have you understanding?

A neck / a back / lick a p**** / AND a cr***

Just how bad a bodily abnormality are we talking here? Hunched back? Six fingers? Conjoined twin? Can I still jump if I’m double-jointed?

I am never going to a hospital for a treatment.The sign says i will get a chronic disease

you mean i can’t have sex while bungee jumping?

There’s a chronic disease now!?
Where have I been?

I wish I was on the chronic before I read this!

“Please sign an application after understanding.” That’ll take a while…

if my liquor drinks before i drink it does that mean i get twice as drunk? or if my liquor is drinking maybe i should stop drinking, forget about bungee jumping, and report to the nearest insane asylum immediately…

Damn, my heart had obstacle so I got drunk off the liquor I drank just before that and now I becoming pregnant… guess I’ll have to wait till next time.