It’s to die for!

It’s to die for!

posted on 23 Jun 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus


Photo courtesy of Perttu Perkola.
Menu found in Ko Chang, Thailand.

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Ruben
Ruben
10 years ago

I’ll go for the ice coffin instead.

DrLex
10 years ago

Is that the same as beetlejuice?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

We guarantee all of our grave juice is produced from daily fresh dead. No over night body is used and no preservitives added.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

You’ll dig how fresh it is!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

new! from the wwe! the undertakers’ new drink! grave juice!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Waiter! There’s a fly in my drink.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Freshly squeezed at your local mortuary…

markymark
markymark
10 years ago

I thought Thai was the best place to get vegan! Makes me wonder what the mock BBQ chicken is really made of.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Something to wash down Mrs. Lovett’s meat pies…

motordog
motordog
10 years ago

Do you have any without the pulp in it?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Zombie to Waitress: “Miss? I thought this was supposed to be *fresh* grave juice. The maggots are barely moving.”

(apologies for gross imagery)

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Oh great, now the Twilight fans are gonna be in here by droves.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Comes with free tombstone and wreath.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Now with 30% less embalming fluid!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hmm… must have tequila in it.. I think I see a worm at the bottom.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Other drink menus list the Zombie….

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yes, a very selious situation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Brains! Brains! … and a cup of juice, please.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

The grave juice is always best after it rains.

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
10 years ago

Grave juice, the official drink of serious people.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Futurama’s Soylent Cola is real.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Now, Grave juice isn’t the same as corpse juice is it? it has an earthier taste I find, less sweet too.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Just like Port, grave juice get’s better with age… Bolder ; flavors more concentrated.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Garçon? I’ll have a Limbo…

-What is that?

Oh, it’s half 7-Up and half 6- Feet-Under, and a worm on a stick. Chilled.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

“Waiter, that eye in my grave juice just moved.”
“That means it’s fresh.”

Kazzie
10 years ago

Kid tested, Addams Family approved.

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “Flesh Grave Juice?”

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

I vaguely remember Charlton Heston shouting something about this stuff.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Eeeeewwwww… that’s so gross! Who would drink tomato juice?

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

It’s priceless 😉

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’ll have a grave juice-shaken, not stirred.

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

The grave juice needs more brains.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Calling all Goths ….

vineclimber
vineclimber
10 years ago

Did anyone else notice it said orange juice twice? Except the 1st time it says orange juice it doesn’t say it’s fresh.

Phe
Phe
10 years ago

Tastes of zombie!

gonovox
gonovox
10 years ago

Zombie’s favorite drink at all time.

Paul
Paul
10 years ago

I’ll skip the grave juice. It’s tomb much for me.

Rinkisu
Rinkisu
10 years ago

I hope they have blue bury pie.

bigNavySeal
bigNavySeal
10 years ago

Flesh from the Grave!

M.S.
M.S.
9 years ago

Is it the grave where fresh fruit turns into flesh fluid?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Best served worm

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Made of freshly excavated grave fruits

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