Much harder than Spanash

Much harder than Spanash

posted on 22 Jun 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Meet you there at eight-ash…

Photo courtesy of Rune Kippervik.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

English lessons with a whip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Cappuccino As A Second Language classes starting now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Maybe this is where Starbucks gets those stupid names for Small, Medium and Large.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Note to webmaster: Change the url to http://www.engrash.com

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Call now and we’ll teach you how to write proper banners…. NOT !

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

The creator of the banner was enjoying his Starbucks coffee break and he just didn’t care….

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Today’s program starts at 9:00 a’clack!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

What balderdish!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Irished up that coffee a little too much, didn’t ya?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Also offering classes in Frinch, Spanush, Italien, and Germoin.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Today’s special: Breakfast combo with coffee, danash, and sandwach (with spinich or horseradash).

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Ooooo! Dude! And you’ve already failed your first test…!

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Hey! Give them a break. They’ve already spelled more words correctly than 70% of the people on the net who speak English as a native language.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Arrgh! Give him a hundred lashes matey.

But Captain! What would I do with a hundred lashes? I’ve only got little beady eyes.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Damn! All these years, I thought that bilingual means that one is able to speak two languages. I didn’t know I have to intergrate them.

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Englash: backlash against people who go to foreign countries and expect everyone to speak English…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Vut’s de matteh? You dun’t alreddy speek Englash?

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Buy Englash-the mascara that improves your Engrish vocabulary,

emily
emily
10 years ago

You’ve gotta be bilingual. Learn both Engrish and Englash.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Englash… and all that time we called that language “Engrish”…

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

@DrZos: in lieu of change of a website, maybe the call EngrashWebMastar ? (EWM)

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

“Hold it right there, young lady! You’re not going out until you’ve washed the dashes, changed the water in the fash bowl, and finished your Englash homework.”

“But Dad, that won’t leave me with any time to curl my eyelishes!”

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

A new concept. Being bilingual, is having the ability to stuff-up two languages equally.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

ok who let jose nunez here?

keiki_hime
keiki_hime
10 years ago

All of our instructors are natave speakirs.

keikihime
keikihime
10 years ago

All of our instructors are natave speakirs

Max
Max
10 years ago

it’s all Creek to me.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

My school is gooder than yours.

Lady Butterfry
Lady Butterfry
10 years ago

I’d like to be enlolled in your Chinish plogram, if you had any.

Mark L.
Mark L.
10 years ago

How much Englash do you need to know to order from Starbucks, anyway?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

First lesson: ‘Tha Stirbucks’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

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