Right next to Ye Olde Station of Fuel

It used to be a clothing-optional palace, but the building was just too drafty.

Your Excellency hello, I wish to purchase this Snapple Iced Tea and a large bag of Funyun Rings, if it please your highness.

Proud partner of the New Town diarrhea compulsory toilet.

No, thanks. None for me. I just ate…

What the Old town or the snack optional

I hope the king and queen won’t mind if I pass up the squid on Ritz crackers and the bird’s nest soup.

I sense they’re a bit ambivalent about this whole “tourist trap” idea.

Avoid places where the snacks are compulsory

A refreshing change from New Town, where failure to snack is punishable by death.

Here are the siu mai you ordered sir (sets plate on table as customer grabs chopsticks and reaches to pick up a dumpling…only to yank the plate back away!)

Psych! We told you they were optional. OUR option!

do you serve fried crap with royal sauce?

A preferred destination for the anorexic tourist crowd.

The bulemics, though, are flocking to the force-feeding station in New Town !

Then visit old town drill random holes in teeth dentist.

Then visit old town drill many random holes in teeth dentist.

Damn!

Let’s Ambiance!

and don’t forget NOT to turn off the fun!

They have 2 vending machines; one full and one empty.

In case you want a snack, or in case you don’t want any… 😉

i wonder if the NEW town palace has snacks?

I went there. The palace was optional, but I got to it anyway. Needed more gravy…

GAD! Some of these comments are funnier than the picture!

Much better than the Old Town Clothing Optional Palace

You are allowed to eat here, but it’s not manditory.