A cat above…

A cat above…

posted on 16 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

We cat out the middle man…


Photo courtesy of Matthew Bull.
Found at breakfast buffet at 5-star Evergreen Laurel Hotel, Taiwan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’ll have the tabby on toast thanks.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I canz be cheezeburger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

CATS: You are on the way to appetizers. Make your time.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

This is too much. I had to cover my cats’ eyes when this came up. Isn’t anything sacred? 🙂

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Is that Cupid who arrowed the cats out cold?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Cold cats for you cool cats !

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

For one night only: The coldest cats in Taiwan will be playing red-hot jazz in the buffet. Don’t be a square, Daddy-o!

DrLex
10 years ago

We supplement our collection of roadkill every day. Please try our cold badgers and squirrels as well.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

(sigh) OK. I can do this… There is no spoon.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Ya know, you hear jokes about it, but you never want to believe it…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Andrew Zimmern is filming today…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I COULD make a comment about what they’re eating, but it would belong on the Adult Engrish page…!

Pearl-chan
10 years ago

Cold cats, huh?

No thanks. I prefer hot dogs.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I hear they taste better if you cook them on a hot tin roof

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Tomorrow: cats served on a hot tin roof.

ka1ssr
10 years ago

Delivered fresh daily via catapult.

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

I’d like a cold cat and buttered privates for my breakfart.

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

And can I get that with a side of corn poops?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Revenge is a Tabby best served cold…

coffeebot
10 years ago

heheh…
Put it on my tabby.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

We serve them cold because people like them curled into balls.

emily
emily
10 years ago

We sell cold cats and hot dogs.

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

I prefer Morning Dog with my White Gruel, salty vegetables and corn poops.
That’s what I call a good breakfart.

tai fu
tai fu
10 years ago

That wasn’t chicken!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

This is a very fancy feast.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

What’s cooler than being a cool cat?

Phil G.
Phil G.
10 years ago

Well…now you know why you never see any stray cats around a Chinese restaurant!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

must have been dr. evils cat

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Hey, if I can’t get a hot cat at least once during my stay in Taiwan, the hell with it! The nerve of this restaurant letting a perfectly cooked cat sit around for ten minutes before the lazy waiter served it.

KB
KB
10 years ago

Truth in advertising. You got to give them that!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Q: What do you call a varied selection of cold cats?

A: A meow mix

500cbfan
10 years ago

At least in Taiwan you can be sure it’s not really cat. On the Mainland, however, it could very likely be. After seeing the photos of dogs and cats in cages outside restaurants in Mainland China, I decided I probably should not go there for a visit, because I’d be arrested for setting them free.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Were these cold cats fat cats? I like ’em lean.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Save a mouse… eat cold cats.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Sorry about the typo. (n) But my wife has one of them too.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Why buy Cat Chow when you can Chew Cat?

lolz
lolz
10 years ago

Cats: All your cold cats are belong to us.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Cold Cats…
Asia’s response to hot dogs?
*sorry*

Chris S.
10 years ago

Meow.

Lino NYC/BKK
Lino NYC/BKK
10 years ago

Think about it….that may not be a mistake.

ann
ann
10 years ago

My bologna has a first name, it`s G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D

Cyborj
Cyborj
10 years ago

Someone should contact PETA about this. Those cats doesnt have enough room, inside the freezer.

Executor78
Executor78
10 years ago

I always wondered where some of those “meats” came from.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Uh, thanks, I’ll just have the pastrami on rye.

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

Because cats are just better cold…

Angela
Angela
10 years ago

The first cat is the deepest

LOL
LOL
10 years ago

Waiter: “We’re all out of hot dogs.”
Chef: “Why not cold cats?”
Waiter: “Works for me…”

voice of insanity
voice of insanity
9 years ago

If it was Guangzhou, I’d take the cat part seriously. Actually I’m not so sure about Taiwan either…

Meathead
9 years ago

We not see your Cat rong time. You stop ask prease.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Cat it off!

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