Because Americans know noses…

Because Americans know noses…

posted on 1 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Pick me! Pick me!


Photo courtesy of John Stoehr.
Found in Chinatown, San Francisco.

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Fady
Fady
10 years ago

I smell something funny in this place

SF
SF
10 years ago

The place where to go when you feel noseous.

Fady
Fady
10 years ago

we are here to help not to stick your nose and mind your own business

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

When your boogers are more big mac than sushi, head to the American Nose Doctor.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Nobody knows like the nose knows

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

If you go to kiss your honey,
and her nose is kind of runny,
don’t laugh ’cause it’s funny,
’cause it’S NOT!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Hello, Doctor? My boss says I have a brown spot on my nose. He wants me to get it checked out…”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Nose disease: the silent killer.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Typical Americans, have to have their noses in everything!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

I think that’s code for “plastic surgery.”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@Xila31:

No, that’s the ‘Venezuelan Institute for the Betterment of Breasts and Buttocks’ in the next street along.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

If anybody nose disease, it’s us Americans!

coffeebot
10 years ago

The scenter of medical research?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Snot your everyday institute

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

A.I.O.N.D.: Striving for a healthier America, one nostril at a time.

Meng Bomin
10 years ago

Then of course, the Chinese says that its a Chinese medicine clinic.

Vaughn
Vaughn
10 years ago

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your Doctor, but you can’t pick your Doctor’s nose!

mamabutton
mamabutton
10 years ago

once again the caption is funnier than the engrish.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

I believe Michael Jackson must have been a patient there long ago.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
The shadow nose!

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

In Chinese, it actually reads “Chinese Medicine Nose Disease Research Institute”.

Below that, the banner is for an unrelated “Ming-Ming Go Classroom”. Go being the popular Chinese game with black and white stones.

stan
stan
10 years ago

Do the eyes have it? Or the nose?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Where WE fix the nose, then YOU pay through it.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Another product of the proliferation of federal grants for things nobody needs. Yes folks, here are you tax dollars at work.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Truth, justice and the American way of noses.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Nose jobs here, head jobs next door.

counteryou
counteryou
10 years ago

Surely you can use ‘rhinology’, but ‘nose disease’ is easier to understand.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

is this where the snotty doctors train?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Nose disease is nothing to sneeze at!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Nose diseae is nothing to sneeze at!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Bad spelling is not to be sneezed at either… 🙂

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Bad smelling is also not to be sneezed at… 😛

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Because Americans are always putting our business into other peoples noses.

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

And if you’re very good for the doctor, he’ll give you some nose candy.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Who nose what disease I have?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

thats one nose-y place i tell ya

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Nobody troubles the nose I’ve seen ….

socurious
10 years ago

And I’ve had this disease all my life!

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

Still fighting to find the cure for noses!

John
John
10 years ago

Up your nose wit a rubber hose!

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