Because plants have to go too…

Because plants have to go too…

posted on 14 Jul 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

The only breakfast that looks the same coming out as going in…

Photo courtesy of David Bennet.
Breakfast buffet item seen in Dominican Republic.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Morning dog is starting to look REAL good.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You can always tell when you’ve been eating corn.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Served in the traditional way: in white porcelain.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

One bag of poopcorn please.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

My favourite cereal is Prostitooties.

They don’t go Snap ! Crackle! and Pop!

They just lie there and bang.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Goes straight through you.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Really? Does corn actually poop?

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Looks more like a business card.
“Nice doing business with you”. POOP!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

All washed down with a warm glass of lemon pee

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Nah, I’m allergic to corn, do you have any of the bean vomit coffee mugs left?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Corn Poops, Breakfart and Morning dog…tastes of a new generation

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Which jar would you like to try, Sir? Number 2?

Gappa_goshti
10 years ago

With a bowl of hot pee soup!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Is it breakfast snack receptacle? Is it an innovative new toilet design? Withdraw the spoon and find out for yourself!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

They mistook the outhouse for the corn field.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

A day without corn poops is like a day without . . . uh . . .help me here . . . Jack Black? Richard Simmons? Al Sharpton? Kanye West?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Digestion optional.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Usually you get corn poops after going to the bathroom.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

No thanks-these things taste like crap.

Pearl-chan
10 years ago

Nah. Looks like used corn poops to me…
Just collect it from the outhouse and bring it back on the table.
Perfect example of un-recycling.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I know it’s corny, but “Everybody Poops”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this is one poopular breakfast item.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

I think know this one! This was a Martha Stewart tip, right? “When stockpiling your feces in jugs, make things easier for yourself by taking the time to sort, separate, and label.”

emily
emily
10 years ago

They are to be served with peenut toppings.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

I gotta have my Poops!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Don’t eat those. Trust me.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Er, yep, that’s corn in there.

DanT
DanT
10 years ago

This is what they serve at the Breakfart place.

KB
KB
10 years ago

Are they more tasty than Rice Craps? Or Wheat Turds? Or Barley Droppings?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Because when it comes to breakfast, fecal matters.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

This ranks right up there with “I didn’t know shrimp HAD balls!”

Rylan Flautzinator
Rylan Flautzinator
10 years ago

don’t know what they were trying to say in the first place

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

The ingredient for the worst flavor of “Pooh Biscuits”…

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

It’s the Chamberpot of secrets…. where’s Harry Plopper?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Waiter: Would you like to have your corn poops here at the table, ma’am?
Lady: No, just flush it down the toilet and save me the trouble!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

from the makers of crap on a stick

SaveTheBumpf
SaveTheBumpf
10 years ago

Corn Poops, but Honey Smacks!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Corn poops, but humans only breakfart.

coffeebot
10 years ago

er, your corn needs to eat more fiber

Max
Max
10 years ago

Corn poop happens.

Mike
Mike
10 years ago

I was hoping for Pop Farts

KyDave
KyDave
10 years ago

Works the other way, too: Poop Corns

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Made by Corn Freaks

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