Not sure about the egg…

Not sure about the egg…

posted on 11 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Our best guess is egg…

Photo courtesy of Shane.
Menu sign found in Beijing, China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

William Burroughs has been reincarnated as a steamboat restaurant owner!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Beijing Chenbao Obituaries: CHEN, Peck. Philosopher, and beloved father, son, husband and companion, who choked to death on some bare string last night whilst speculating about eggs and tomatoes. May he Rest In Peace.

DrLex
10 years ago

Peck died from eating either the tomato or egg, but we aren’t sure.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Peck dies speculation, could be 100 years old

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Wondering what on earth that sign’s really trying to say just leads to more…speculation.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

From the makers of the battered crap stick comes ‘assorted battered testicles’ (bottom left). What will they think of next???

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

At least they’re being upfront and honest about poor Peck.

Willow Ufgood
Willow Ufgood
10 years ago

Don’t call me a peck!

Dawn
Dawn
10 years ago

Am I the only one perverted enough to find “Cherry meat” funnier than mere speculation?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Served with “A Vegetable”.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Matters for speculation:

-Which came first, the tomato or the egg?
-Are vegans allowed to eat cherry meat?
-Would Peck still have died if the string hadn’t been bare?
-How can this restaurant serve such a variety of dishes using only a hot pot?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Film: When cherry meats peck.
(For adults only.)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Bare String Hot Pot … sounds like they have an interesting floor show.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

To faulty wiring: You mean “May he rest in peas”

Eric Crapton
10 years ago

Chinese 1.0.1:
“speculation egg” = “flied egg”

Jake
Jake
10 years ago

Good story

emily
emily
10 years ago

Let’s see, I think ‘bare string’ means noodles, ‘speculation eggs’ means scrambled eggs, ‘peck dies’ means…. I give up!

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Peck dies when he meets cherry. Confirmation of premature ejaculation.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

it was the bare string that caused peck to choke on the cherry meat.

Weegee
Weegee
10 years ago

Fiyer keuy?
I can barely make out the crossed choice.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Damien Thorn killed Peck.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Hell! And I came all the way across town to get the fryor keuy!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Waiter, the food is spoiled and so is the ending of Guns of Navarone! …What?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the tomato speculated that the egg was bare with the string in the hot pot.
peck died from an allergic reaction to the cherry meat.

full story on page 2

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Anagram Time!

Pecks Die
Deck Pies
Dick Seep
Dick Pees
Dicks Pee
Sick Deep
Sick Peed

Tame Cherry
Chart Emery
Heart Mercy
Teach Merry
Archery Met
Rematch Rye
Cream He Try
At Mercy Her
Ham Cry Tree
Heart Cry Me
Cam Her Tyre

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

I’m tired of guessing what kind of eggs and barbecue I’m ordering. I think I’ll stick with my favorite Third Like Explosion.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

This is an obscure movie poster for Chinese film “Weekend at Pecks”

Rog
Rog
10 years ago

Assassination orders casually slipped into today’s menu… Order: Peck dies. How: Bare string (strangulation). RIP Peck, the ninjas probably got you by now.

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

One can only speculate.. how they got meat out of a cherry, how Peck died, and most importantly, why those poor strings are bare…

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

when you order cherry meat, peck dies …

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

Speculation and all, it still sounds delicious. I’ll have one of everything!

Myself
4 years ago

I speculate that Peck was killed by Siu, in the hot pot, with the bare string!

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