Our planes expect you

Our planes expect you

posted on 28 Jul 2010 in Bags/Packaging, Signs

Uneasy planes standing by…

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Photo courtesy of Carolos Castillo-Garsow.
Taken at luggage shop in Sendai, Japan.

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DrLex
10 years ago

This is your captain speaking. Welcome to Uneasiness Airclaft Airlines. I’m a stunt pilot with 20 years of experience and a bad habit of doing barrel rolls with commercial airliners. Please ask the cabin crew if you need extra barf bags.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Thanks, but I’ll take the Date Line Express this once…..
On track, on time, easily and with no dreadful expectations.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

These plenty color style hard-shell cases special design for worst uneasy turbulence and in case your date is cross with you for buying her wrong color.

coffeebot
10 years ago

The planes wouldn’t be so uneasy if it weren’t for all that noise!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Crossing the Date Line: getting to first base on the first date is one thing; taking her on an uneasy plane ride is crossing the line, Mister!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Welcome to Transcendal Engrish Airlines. Bord the airclaft without uneasiness and expectations!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

The airclaft is so uneasy you’ll forget all about the noise and will re-assess your expectations of travelling altogether.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What are they uneasy about. The in house meal perhaps

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I would like to escape the noise behind since most of us passengers ate at Pablo San’s Beans and Tortillas Joint near gate 32.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

We have coorest ruggage baggages. Maybe you come see, buy, have happy, uneasy fright acloss date rine.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

From the noisy, overcrowded airport to the sputtering engine of the plane, if you are expecting uneasy travel, fly with Terror Air.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Never fly with an uneasy date.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Life is so much easier now that I’ve lowered my expectations.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

How do you board an uneasy plane that’s escaping because it got scared from the sound behind him?

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Is this an airline or a speed dating service?

I feel like the phrase “cross the Date Line” may appear as a commercial slogan very soon!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

i will just walk..and swim..

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Escape the noise behind.

But be prepared for the screaming ahead of you !

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Advertising is a delicate claft

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Those Boeing 757’s spook so easily.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

At least it wasn’t “Cross the Dress Line”

DECMATH
10 years ago

This plane isn’t going to Guam, is it?

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Now, if you run really fast you just might be able to break the sound barrier, hence escaping from the noise behind. Now, just what is causing that noise behind? Well now that’s another question entirely.

John
John
10 years ago

Neptunius Lex awaits you porrywogs.

Our lady of perpetual bleeding
Our lady of perpetual bleeding
10 years ago

Bord plane while it fly down taxi running from owen shadow and scarrey jet-like noyz coming from owen beehinv.

Henrik
Henrik
10 years ago

This is your captain, Chris Hansen from Date Line speaking…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Deer passengers, this is a transmission sent from the airport. First, you barely took off, unfortunately without notable damage. We must only inform you that one of the pilots jumped through the window and is now located on the left wing. Hi, Brian! There’s no trace of the other. Also, we forgot to load your luggage, there are no oxygen masks and the safety belts are under the sea. By the way, you are also entering an ice-storm cloud and wind is blowing with.a speed of 300 mph. Both stewardesses have disappeared. Oh, and we’re just approaching a nuclear… Read more »

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