Try these silent sponges…

Try these silent sponges…

posted on 2 Jul 2010 in Chinglish, Signs


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beechoak
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beechoak

… and the material girls make up quite an environment…!

beechoak
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beechoak

The Sound of Sirence can be quite deafening.

Fady
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Fady

oh yeah
The Quite Spiritual life can somehow rinse the disturbance of stomach

beechoak
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beechoak

I wash the material life noisy, and I sing the body electric!

Algernon
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Algernon

Damn birds

Tong
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Tong

Shhh, I am washing my noisy car, can you shut your fridge up?!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Well, quite.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

However, you are in a not-quite environment so we invite you to use the laundrette instead

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Oh No! Someone has leaked BP’s new catch phrase! At least now they only expect to ‘usually’ getting it right

Chuck
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Chuck

Quite, quite old chap. And try this New Century Sanitarian material.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

This message brought to you by the American Institute for Noise Disease.

Classic Steve
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It washes noisy and the sign maker waxes eloquent.

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

Quite the Place for Using Inappropriate Capitals Everywhere Possible.

DrLex
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But what happens when the Quite Environment cannot wash the Material Life Noisy?

Max
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That’s what I always say.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

time to wash your mouth out….

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Yeah, okay. But I always knew that, so why bother making a sign about it! Sheeesh!

doctor mario
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doctor mario

and that quite rife can scrub the ever riving herr out of zat evir materiar rife.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Sure, the environment can wash material life noisy, but can it get out tough, ground-in hullabaloo? Not quite.

Rylan Flautzinator
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Rylan Flautzinator

aww man, I have a material life noisy stain on my shirt!

pauloo
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pauloo

Because washing the material life quietly leads to a not-quite environment (usually). Gotta leave a big, noisy carbon footprint for quite environment. 🙂

lulz
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lulz

Confucius say: if material life noisy, wash with quiet environment.

Awwwesome
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Awwwesome

Environments can be so quite.

Meathead
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I need my noisy washed.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

I’ll take a noisy material life over a quite environment anytimes.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can you do it nosy?

Myself
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Once they wash the material life, you will find that the only true life is within you.

Myself
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My material life was too noisy for the quite environment to wash. I just got noise all over their silence sponges.

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