When your effect needs moistened

When your effect needs moistened

posted on 18 Jul 2010 in Snacks


Photo courtesy of Joe Fitler.
Chinese breakfast cereal.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

A goldmine of slop

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

out of the ordinary like mel gibson, or out of the ordinary like … dubiously produced reprocessed powdered vegetable powder energy snack gruel with added MSG and corticosteroids? Both are fine, obviously….

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

It’s gruel world

dangevin
10 years ago

Please, sir! May I have some more?

DrLex
10 years ago

Superman’s favourite gruel.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

…but only when breakfast edible.

At other times, eat at your own risk. Risk of flavour is low.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

This is the first edible breakfast item I’ve seen on this site in weeks.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

More consumers today are demanding a breakfast cereal that not only tastes good and is good for them, but one that also moistens the effect to human body to be out of the ordinary. Now, there is such a cereal. Health Treasure Gruel. The money we saved on the developing the logo went into the moistening.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Official suppliers to Guantanamo Bay

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Our extraordinarily moist gruel now comes in five exciting new flavors: beef, salty vegetable, liver of pig, salty egg, and pig miscellaneous. Add some hot, buttered privates and wash it all down with a tall glass of fresh-squeezed Sydney juice for a delicious, well-balanced breakfast.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Health, treasure, gruel . . . Hmmmm . . . Do I really have to pick just one?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Yeah, that’s RIGHT!!!!! . . . . What was that again?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

The Chinese says “Fun trick to play on foreigners. Watch them scream and run to the toilet.”

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

Kids! Remember eat Hearth Tleasure Gluel! Include all vitamin group in moistened human body today! Then frying the egg!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In my country we call this “grits”.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

It’s good to be moist.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

aarrrr me heardies!! it be breakfast!!

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

It is gruel to make little children eat porridge.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Because rich guy soup without flavoring is so last Saturday..

Take2
Take2
10 years ago

Soylent gruel, now with moisturizers.

coffeebot
10 years ago

*sigh* my effect isn’t moist enough…

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I guess if I was hungry enough, I might “treasure gruel” but there was a reason we called it “odie barf” at camp

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

It puts the gruel on the skin.

Jared B.
10 years ago

I think I have a food allergy…After one bowl I felt moistened out of the ordinary.

ann
ann
10 years ago

I think what I really need to know is exactly *when* the breakfast is edible or not.

Cyborj
Cyborj
10 years ago

Evrything else is fine. But the waiting for it to get edible drives me crazy.

Sean
Sean
9 years ago

When breakfast inedible, watch out!

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