You must not return it!

You must not return it!

posted on 5 Jul 2010 in Containers

Photo courtesy of Michael Burville.
Tag found on wallet in Japan.

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Fady
Fady
10 years ago

OR ELSE!!

Fady
Fady
10 years ago

it is the sixth sense sensitive

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Damnit, these jeans don’t work! It must be all this zoloft clogging my synapses!

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Look here Tojo old chap,. I don’t want to handle your goods.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

‘But officer, I wasn’t shoplifting! I was merely following the instructions on the pack! Now I’m off for a walk into oncoming traffic because google maps told me to.’

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Who wouldn’t be satisfied with high sense synapses?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I’ve got to hand it to you, this is one satisfying wallet!

DrLex
10 years ago

If you are not satisfied with our creation, we will beat you with it until your synapses cause you to feel a high sense of pain.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

A wallet that gives you that warm wet feeling.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

You keep your high sense goods to yourself!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Woo-hoo! Free stuff!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Okay, okay! I’ll be satisfied with it. But what the heck is it?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Be wary of the high sense materials if upon rubbing your wallet it morphs into a suitcase…

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Synapse Japan: We would like to hand our goods to you !

Mugger Detroit: Awright buddy, hand over the goods !

You must be satisfied or your money back!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

make sure to try the nice white hug me jacket, sit in the corner in the round room

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Strangely enough, I don’t feel completely satisfied.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

It has video cameras around the store.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Carefully satisfy!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

You dare bring feedback to my shop!? YOU MUST PRAISE!!

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

High sense? That is flagrant false advertising.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Did you guys ever think that there may be times when I don”t WANT to creative and make caption at here?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Please! We have nothing else to give!

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

As long as you don’t throw them at me.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

>_> talk about being an offer you can’t refuse…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Well, you can’t make me, so there! (raspberry)

The Anon. Rockstar
10 years ago

You must take it because of the sense needed to create it!

MitziBell
MitziBell
10 years ago

“We would like to hand our goods to you …” Oh, how many times have I been out at a gay bar and some pair of guys approaches me with THAT line …. 😉

YJ
YJ
10 years ago

In another word buy or die.

Dennis
Dennis
10 years ago

Or else…

Heather
Heather
10 years ago

I’ll handle your goods, but I don’t know how satisfied I’ll be…

Lisa
Lisa
10 years ago

just please dont drop them

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

We’d like to, but we decided we’ll keep them and give you goods you won’t be satisfied with.

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