All our fruits are cooked sweet on people

All our fruits are cooked sweet on people

posted on 20 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

This is the best description of bubble tea to date.


Photo courtesy of Jbake.
Juice bar found in China.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

‘Gimme shot a gum disease bubble tea. I need something to wash this whore dust out of my mouth.’

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

I did not know the people of Tianjin were so inflammable.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Orange: this years’ green…

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

“Orange, the first green, green is in the middle with a light yellow, and orange is that of a mature orange. No a mature orange.”

Sounds like the description a confused traffic light operator would give to his shrink. Nurse!

coffeebot
10 years ago

orange is the new green

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Hmmm….. Let’s see:
Bar? Awesome!!
Hypnotizing colour therapy? Not so sure…..
Oranges cooked on people and possibility for gum disease?
:-O ‘ the H*** is wrong with you people?

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Yousuan You is People !!! They’ve turned them into orange juice popsicles with green in the middle (and a light yellow) !!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s made from people.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A mature orange, not a mature orange.
You’re only as orange as you feel.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Either the counter in this place is real tall, or this bubble tea knocks you flat on your back on the floor.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“you suan you sweet?” What’s they do…forget the word “tian” (sweet) or not have a dictionary to look up “suan” (sour)??

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Your fruits can be any color they like.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

The basic storyline of Clockwork Orange.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Poetry on a bar-menu. Lovely 🙂

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I see mature orange people.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

* Try our latest addition of the menu: Whore dust tea. With a subtle crab cook aftertaste. *

DrLex
10 years ago

I can do the orange juice popsicles! But first, let’s do some gum disease bubble tea.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Does this have anything to do with the Hong Kong bootleg dubs of One Piece where they keep translating Sanji as Sunkist?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Do not eat the orange juice popsicles after you have done them.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I’m less worried about gum disease than about a mental disorder here.

Zakorath, the soulless one

Is bubble tea the Chinese version of Soylent Green?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

soilent green in form

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

typo:
soilent green in liquid form

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No bubbles were harmed in the testing and manufacture of this drink.
[However, the orange is hopelessly psychotic.]

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Can I get my bubble tea with an exrta shot of gum disease please?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Coke, please.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

@phoenixx No that’s Soylent Cola. I hear the taste varies from person to person.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

They got some crazy mixed up kids over there.

thingmaker
thingmaker
10 years ago

Orange people? Oh, they mean the Kardashians.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Tea bubbles hot,
Tea bubbles cold,
Gingivitis in the pot,
Nine days old.

Soylent Orange is cooked on people !

Bron
Bron
10 years ago

I’d like the Gum Disease, please

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Warning: This juice bar is recommended only for a mature oranges.

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

Please let me know if ever you could find green oranges.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

Doctor: “You silly fella, that’s not gum disease; it’s bubble tea!”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Is this a product description or Yes lyrics?

Laura
Laura
10 years ago

Charlton Heston tried to warn us about this back in the 70s…”Soylent Green….it’s people!!!”

Our lady of perpetual bleeding
Our lady of perpetual bleeding
10 years ago

Orange! The New Green.

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

Ok, waiter I’m confused. Is it a mature orange or isn’t it? …..No?……..Ok then. I’ll have the gum disease bubble tea.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Ok the colours had me tantalized there for a moment, but I changed my mind as soon as I saw gum disease…

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Usually I get the gist of these… not this time…

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