Because basic white is so flashy…

Because basic white is so flashy…

posted on 31 Aug 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

My helmet made a LOT of promises…

Photo courtesy of Ralf P.
Helmet found in Vietnam.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

SPF 100,000

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

Heat in oven for 30 minutes and then press onto your head for fresh & hot impression.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

What does the dopey nerd helmet look like?

coffeebot
11 years ago

Mine promised “get laid”
all I wanted was get safety

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

I was fashionably thrown from my bike as it left the road. A hot and fresh impression was made on the nearest tree.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Darth Vader’s recruiting campaign for storm troopers…

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

White, the new hot color!

DrZos
DrZos
11 years ago

The company who brought you the Suning Helmet, now proudly presents the Mooning Pants!

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

This helmet promises a lot… but, can it deliver?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Q. Have you ever used a SUNING helmet.

A. No. I have never Suned.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Ten dorrar helmet. Suitable for ten dorrar head.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Not for cool cllimates

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

A must have for fat and ugly chicks. Makes you look hot and fashionable.

xila31
xila31
11 years ago

I hear helmets are huge on the Paris runways this year.

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I thing the Geico Gecko wears one of these.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Never trust a promise-making helmet! Believe me. I learned the hard way. They say “forever” but they don’t even call you in the morning. Sob!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

I didn’t realize that sunning was dangerous enough to require a helmet.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Eggshell blue is the new white.

Gloria
Gloria
11 years ago

Helmet impressions might start out fresh and hot, but then they usually turn stale and cold.

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

the new must have for the girl on the go!! the suning hair dryer helmet!

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

now i can be the cop “It’s fun to go to the Y M C A”. I’ll finish this outfit with a “diahrrea” shirt, then I’m primed to hang a WalMart…

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