Because basic white is so flashy…
My helmet made a LOT of promises…
Photo courtesy of Ralf P.
Helmet found in Vietnam.
(203 votes, average: 3.44 out of 5)
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SPF 100,000
Heat in oven for 30 minutes and then press onto your head for fresh & hot impression.
What does the dopey nerd helmet look like?
Mine promised “get laid”
all I wanted was get safety
I was fashionably thrown from my bike as it left the road. A hot and fresh impression was made on the nearest tree.
Darth Vader’s recruiting campaign for storm troopers…
White, the new hot color!
The company who brought you the Suning Helmet, now proudly presents the Mooning Pants!
This helmet promises a lot… but, can it deliver?
Q. Have you ever used a SUNING helmet.
A. No. I have never Suned.
Ten dorrar helmet. Suitable for ten dorrar head.
Not for cool cllimates
A must have for fat and ugly chicks. Makes you look hot and fashionable.
I hear helmets are huge on the Paris runways this year.
I thing the Geico Gecko wears one of these.
Never trust a promise-making helmet! Believe me. I learned the hard way. They say “forever” but they don’t even call you in the morning. Sob!
I didn’t realize that sunning was dangerous enough to require a helmet.
Eggshell blue is the new white.
Helmet impressions might start out fresh and hot, but then they usually turn stale and cold.
the new must have for the girl on the go!! the suning hair dryer helmet!
now i can be the cop “It’s fun to go to the Y M C A”. I’ll finish this outfit with a “diahrrea” shirt, then I’m primed to hang a WalMart…