Because basic white is so flashy…

Because basic white is so flashy…

posted on 31 Aug 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

My helmet made a LOT of promises…

Photo courtesy of Ralf P.
Helmet found in Vietnam.

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

SPF 100,000

DrLex
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DrLex

Heat in oven for 30 minutes and then press onto your head for fresh & hot impression.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

What does the dopey nerd helmet look like?

coffeebot
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Mine promised “get laid”
all I wanted was get safety

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I was fashionably thrown from my bike as it left the road. A hot and fresh impression was made on the nearest tree.

beechoak
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beechoak

Darth Vader’s recruiting campaign for storm troopers…

DrZos
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DrZos

White, the new hot color!

DrZos
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DrZos

The company who brought you the Suning Helmet, now proudly presents the Mooning Pants!

Brandon
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Brandon

This helmet promises a lot… but, can it deliver?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Q. Have you ever used a SUNING helmet.

A. No. I have never Suned.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Ten dorrar helmet. Suitable for ten dorrar head.

Algernon
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Algernon

Not for cool cllimates

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

A must have for fat and ugly chicks. Makes you look hot and fashionable.

xila31
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xila31

I hear helmets are huge on the Paris runways this year.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I thing the Geico Gecko wears one of these.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Never trust a promise-making helmet! Believe me. I learned the hard way. They say “forever” but they don’t even call you in the morning. Sob!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I didn’t realize that sunning was dangerous enough to require a helmet.

Chris
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Chris

Eggshell blue is the new white.

Gloria
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Gloria

Helmet impressions might start out fresh and hot, but then they usually turn stale and cold.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

the new must have for the girl on the go!! the suning hair dryer helmet!

Tom
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Tom

now i can be the cop “It’s fun to go to the Y M C A”. I’ll finish this outfit with a “diahrrea” shirt, then I’m primed to hang a WalMart…

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