Choose clothes daily

Choose clothes daily

posted on 17 Aug 2010 in Signs

My bottom isn’t foppush enough!


Photo courtesy of M.S.
Fashion boutique found in Japan.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Another perplexing philosophical observation by Alice, the toilet squatting stickwoman.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Don’t complicate my life by making me choose clothes every day. Sometimes I want to wear the same clothes all week.

Some days I don’t want any. What’s the point of having a foppush bottom if nobody can see it?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

It takes some talent to remain quiet whilst foppushing an arrival at your bottom to the point of needing a change of clothes. Good work, Alice!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

This Alice and her bottom…… silent but foppush !

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

You can’t make this stuff up.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Noth the sort of clothes you stampede with then

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

If your life is going down the toilet, come see Alice. She will make your arrival at the bottom more foppush!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I will still have my life without Alice

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Alice – “Tops for Bottoms”

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Do you have a life? When it hits rock bottom, Alice will help you keep your foppush style alive 😉

DrLex
10 years ago

Gee, I didn’t know I had to be into a life. I thought it was OK to be dead, but apparently that was just a foppush idea.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ One dress makes you taller
And one dress makes you fat.
The top that Alice gives you
Look like it’s made from a dead cat ♫

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Christopher Robin wennt down with Alice.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Go ask Alice…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Alice in Tokyo is the sequel to Alice in Wonderland where Alice found herself getting to choose foppush designer clothes made by the rabbit and Mad Hatter to the queen’s party.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Come into the life! (in a deep hypnotizing voice).
-You are now foppush with your new clothes…

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Finally, now I can choose clothes everyday and not have to go without!

Bridget
10 years ago

I have FINALLY arrived…..at the bottom.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

If you can lose your head, but keep your bottom foppush…

Ayuvince
Ayuvince
10 years ago

Off with her bottom!

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

So I can be poor, at rock bottom, AND get clothes everyday? Wow, and Alice won’t tell anyone she’s helping me… how delightful bargain.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I’m sooooo into a life

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

alice cooper’s new fashion line?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

This is opposed to the Hobo shop across the street where you are encouraged to wear the same cloths every day.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

No. Alice doesn’t shop here any more.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

Fact: Alice quietly helps my feelings of being into life.

Hilfy
Hilfy
10 years ago

jjhitt – LMAO and dating myself in the process…

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

WHOO-HOO! I have ARRIVED! (At the bottom of life, Alice helped me do it quietly…)

David
10 years ago

I prefer to be dead when I shop, but, I guess I’ll try to get into a life.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Check out the fashion through the looking glass

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

♫ You can get anything you want at Alice’s Clothes Boutique (excepting Alice) ….♫♪

Spoo
Spoo
10 years ago

It’s an elevator!
No, it’s a closet!
No, it’s a crib, or maybe a coffin? I give up! *stomping away*

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