Do nottatto afraid…

Do nottatto afraid…

posted on 24 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Instructions

I’m using the universal door spork…


Photo courtesy of Mabel N.
Found in 5-star hotel room binder in Tunxi, China.

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DrLex
10 years ago

DO NOTTATO PACK BELONGINGS

DrLex
10 years ago

DO NOTTATTO PACK BELONGINGS. Room spoon is far more important than belongings! Without room spoon, room will be scared.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Maybe you’ll return to your room, maybe you will nottatto…….
Until that happens, export yourself outta there!

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

It is scared to be of nottatto English

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

When the tentacles of a giant octapus crawl in your room while you’re packing your belongings, remember that the door spoon can help you export urgently.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Feel free to return to your room perhaps… Your belongings will be “exported urgently” anyway… At least you have your life and the spoon of the door lock!!!

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

If you must panic, start from the left, and proceed in an orderley manner.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Put door spoon to mouth and say in a clear voice. “BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Can I stop and get a bag of Nottatto Chips?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m more interested in the Bolt Of Fire Control Lay.
It can get lonely in those hotel rooms

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Have I time to pack a spare pair of underpants. I well may need them.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Thank God I saw the X rating. It protected me from reading the scurrilous pornography the godless Chinese have no doubt written to corrupt us unsuspecting westerners.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Who knew silverware was so important to both security and saving your life in a fire.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Domo Nottatto, Mr. Roboto ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Time is precious. Save your life first. Check out of this dump.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The last time I had ectoplasm creeping across the floor was at the Amityville Holiday Inn.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’m never scared to be of no help.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

You say nottatto
I say nottahtto
Let’s call the whole fire off.

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

But, if I don’t export urgently, the international balance of trade will be affected.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

If you fail to save your life, you will not need to pack. But do keep the spoon.

Jackerson115
10 years ago

So. remember when there’s a fire put door spoon in your nattato bag and export yourself from fire if be of no help

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Utterly ridiculous.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

‘Atto boy!

Horiyoshi
Horiyoshi
10 years ago

do not a tattoo, dotwotattoo

Blowtorch
Blowtorch
10 years ago

Porkchop sandwiches!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

tattoo your spoon on your belongings, save yourself and the fork and knife oh and the good china

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Q: Notatto?

A: Natto for me.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Grab spoon and knife, and get the fork outta there.

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

in other words, in case of fire, do not tattoo yourself.

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

This must be the hotel for all the carnies, farting and starting fairs.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

But i’m scared to be of no help.

Jared B.
10 years ago

Apparatus with
Recent contingency, and
The bolt of fire control lay.

That’s *almost* a haiku 🙂

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

In case of fire alarm, leave spoon in room and export urgently down the stairs. Do nottatto take the elevator!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

The fire alarm is scared to be of no help? I hope that doesn’t impede it’s performance. Me, I’m worried that I’ll forget my room spoon in the door.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

No Tattoo? I have to leave Hervez Villachez behind?

emily
emily
10 years ago

Please offer help if you are scared.

Jackerson115
10 years ago

I’m scared my door spoon broke and I can’t export myself for some reason, HALP

Eoin
Eoin
10 years ago

When Figaro stayed there on his honeymoon he tried to use a spatula

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Nottatto? Did the translator try to translate Chinese into both English and Italian at the same time?

understand
understand
10 years ago

In case of Irak from no reading, misspell HALP message and Jon Carry wheel cum export yoo urgently.

John
John
10 years ago

I exportulate urgently when scared. Stay from me away.

rumiko
rumiko
10 years ago

and most importantly, DO NOTTATTO PANICCCCC!!!

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Do Not, Otto. This isn’t one of those ‘spooning’ hotels!

Rocket
Rocket
9 years ago

Nottatto learned Hyper Fang! Nottatto evolved into Notticate!

Chickentacos
Chickentacos
9 years ago

Take your room spoon and dig into the fresh mashed nottattos

Blac Kat
Blac Kat
9 years ago

Oh, so you can’t take your belongings, but you CAN take your room spoon!

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

Do nottatto give our spoons to that gaijin Goldilocks under any circimstances!
—–The Japanese Bear family

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

I died of “burnage” trying to finish reading this sign.

f
f
8 years ago

whaa it’s Bruce Lee 100%

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