Fight fire with fire!

Fight fire with fire!

posted on 2 Aug 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Magnifying glass included…

Photo courtesy of Karen H.
Sunscreen found in Korea.

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

It will make your skin looking healthy and tanned. SPF31? I guess it is extra strength, so, really tanned!

That guy with the face
That guy with the face
10 years ago

Your skin will get used to it… maybe….. eventually…….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Also available in Fire, Bleach, Poison Ivy and Scabies.

Typo Tat
10 years ago

This is why one should never buy a brand knockoff. You just never know what their secret ingredient is. It could be stuffed full of ultraviolet rays…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

And now try our new SPF 60 with gamma rays!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the new sunscreen for ants

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

With SPF 31 say goodbye to the obsolete SPF 30

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

CAUTION: Use UV blocking sunglasses when applying.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

Too bad they used most of their budget in the R&D to improve from SPF30 to SPF31. Now they have no money left to use brand new tubes, so they used some old beaten-up ones instead.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

What doesn’t kill you makes you… tanner!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I guess the 31 means that saying out 5 minutes would be equivalent to staying out 2 hours and 35 minutes…

JD
JD
10 years ago

The burning sensation tells you it is working, but is only temporary, followed by hours of entertaining skin peeling sessions.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Superman uses it for a boost on those days when he’s feeling not so super.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets this quote again.

DrLex
10 years ago

This is actually a hat with head-mounted high-power ultraviolet laser beams featuring an automatic targeting system. It will protect your skin from any incoming threat, except UV radiation.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

That Christian Aujard! What a comical kidder!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Recommended by lobsters everywhere.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Can yiou smell something burning?

salatoma
salatoma
10 years ago

Only the Sun can protect you from the Sun!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

But Doc, my personal trainer told me to feel the burn!

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

Heavens! Sun block by the *cough* highly esteemed *cough* stylish *cough cough* designer Christian Audigier?! The wife-abandoning, insufferable douchebag in me has to get ahold of twelve bottles of this stuff, so I can be pictured soaking up the sun in public, also most likely wearing oversized, unflattering shirts with gang writing and prints of tigers on them.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

Why prevent the inevitable? Put those damn rays right on your skin! You ain’t gettin’ any younger/prettier/tanner!

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

For mutants only.

Gloria
Gloria
10 years ago

Also make a so tasty gleat glirring sauce-ee!

Lisa
Lisa
10 years ago

Paris? :S

Cari
Cari
10 years ago

SPF -31

Phoenix
Phoenix
10 years ago

I’m GLOWING! Better put on sunscreen, guys, ’cause I’ll make you burn…

Lady Butterfry
Lady Butterfry
10 years ago

Our Father in heaven…

and deliver us WITH evil…Amen.

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

How can you get burned if you’re already burnt.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Also try our new line of insect repellant.
Protect your skin with bees, mosquitos, and other biting/stinging insects!

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

and then it puts the rotion on its skin ……. LOL

stellaruniverse
stellaruniverse
5 years ago

Try our SPF 32 with x-rays!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Honey? Are you still in the CAT scanner?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Try also the new ‘Eau de BrainDamage’ by Christian Lobotomy

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