I eat this religiously

I eat this religiously

posted on 18 Aug 2010 in Vending Machines

….a richer, fatter life.

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Ice cream vending machine found in Japan.

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Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I’m so blessed with such a bounty of angelic goodness.
“I scream” of happiness!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So the icrecream is white and has wings then.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

The taste is pure Heaven

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Better than the gift I got from the Bluebird of Happiness…

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

“Sweet Jesus! That’s good ice cream!”

J. R. Oppenheimer
10 years ago

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Holy Sweet!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m sorry, Ms. Messenger. We’ve outsourced your job to the Demon of Deep Fried Jalepenos.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I see the light! Or the lite, low carb non-dairy option.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Serving Size: 2.5 cherubs.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I scream you scream we all scream for everlasting sugary goodness

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’d rather have a visit from the Ice Cream Angel than the Weiner Fairy.

DrLex
10 years ago

I don’t want a richer life, I want a more foppush life.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

And after a restful pause on the seventh day, God thought unto himself: ‘What I really need now is an always open ice cream store selling reasonably priced dairy flavoured snacks with a kooky name and cer-azy theme character…maybe a penguin or an eskimo or something…’

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

“Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I ate salad for dinner last night.”
“Satan’s spawn! Say 200 ‘Hail Chocolate Sprinkles’ and then order three super double jumbo marshmallow supremes with hot fudge.”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

move over red bull this ice cream gives you wings…

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Is it better than Sara Lee?

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

♫On the third day of Chrismas my true love gave to me,
One angel symbol,
Two cherubim,
And an ice cream in a flake cone♫

ben
ben
10 years ago

Skuld-sama finally stoops to product endorsement.
(For those of you who have seen AMG!)

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Try it on angel cake!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Why couldn’t THIS be in the Eucharist?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

…and an angel of The Lord did appear and said unto me: “go forth and partake of the chocolate, and of the vanilla; but toucheth not the rocky road. It’s The Lord’s favorite.”

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

Whoa, there! It’s just ice cream, buddy. Calm down, you arrogant prick.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Does this mean those that are lactose intolerant are Satanists?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Daddy, what makes this ice cream different from all other ice creams?

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

I’ve heard women describe Haagen-dazs in this manner.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

They tried cartoon depictions of Bertrand Russell and Richard Dawkins, but atheism just doesn’t sell lactic deliciousness ….

alfa
alfa
10 years ago

You can’t just put an angel on your ice cream and think that makes it good for you. (try our new an apple a day fried chicken! It will keep the doctor away !)

Menahceh
Menahceh
10 years ago

Oh man I remember those! They served us these ice creams in the church last sunday.

Casey
Casey
9 years ago

I’ve never heard of a “holier” ice cream than this!

Mikaela
Mikaela
9 years ago

Icecream is for Preps!!!

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

Ah Ice cream, the most holy of dessert.

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