I eat this religiously

I eat this religiously

posted on 18 Aug 2010 in Vending Machines

….a richer, fatter life.

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Ice cream vending machine found in Japan.

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Eduard
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Eduard

I’m so blessed with such a bounty of angelic goodness.
“I scream” of happiness!

Algernon
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Algernon

So the icrecream is white and has wings then.

beechoak
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beechoak

The taste is pure Heaven

beechoak
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beechoak

Better than the gift I got from the Bluebird of Happiness…

Brandon
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Brandon

“Sweet Jesus! That’s good ice cream!”

J. R. Oppenheimer
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Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Holy Sweet!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m sorry, Ms. Messenger. We’ve outsourced your job to the Demon of Deep Fried Jalepenos.

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faulty wiring

I see the light! Or the lite, low carb non-dairy option.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Serving Size: 2.5 cherubs.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I scream you scream we all scream for everlasting sugary goodness

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’d rather have a visit from the Ice Cream Angel than the Weiner Fairy.

DrLex
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I don’t want a richer life, I want a more foppush life.

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faulty wiring

And after a restful pause on the seventh day, God thought unto himself: ‘What I really need now is an always open ice cream store selling reasonably priced dairy flavoured snacks with a kooky name and cer-azy theme character…maybe a penguin or an eskimo or something…’

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

“Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. I ate salad for dinner last night.”
“Satan’s spawn! Say 200 ‘Hail Chocolate Sprinkles’ and then order three super double jumbo marshmallow supremes with hot fudge.”

phoenixx
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phoenixx

move over red bull this ice cream gives you wings…

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

Is it better than Sara Lee?

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

♫On the third day of Chrismas my true love gave to me,
One angel symbol,
Two cherubim,
And an ice cream in a flake cone♫

ben
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ben

Skuld-sama finally stoops to product endorsement.
(For those of you who have seen AMG!)

Chris
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Chris

Try it on angel cake!

Classic Steve
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Why couldn’t THIS be in the Eucharist?

tekleader
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tekleader

…and an angel of The Lord did appear and said unto me: “go forth and partake of the chocolate, and of the vanilla; but toucheth not the rocky road. It’s The Lord’s favorite.”

Carlos
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Carlos

Whoa, there! It’s just ice cream, buddy. Calm down, you arrogant prick.

demondude777
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demondude777

Does this mean those that are lactose intolerant are Satanists?

Pete
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Pete

Daddy, what makes this ice cream different from all other ice creams?

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I’ve heard women describe Haagen-dazs in this manner.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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They tried cartoon depictions of Bertrand Russell and Richard Dawkins, but atheism just doesn’t sell lactic deliciousness ….

alfa
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alfa

You can’t just put an angel on your ice cream and think that makes it good for you. (try our new an apple a day fried chicken! It will keep the doctor away !)

Menahceh
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Menahceh

Oh man I remember those! They served us these ice creams in the church last sunday.

Casey
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Casey

I’ve never heard of a “holier” ice cream than this!

Mikaela
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Mikaela

Icecream is for Preps!!!

Alph the Fox
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Alph the Fox

Ah Ice cream, the most holy of dessert.

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