I wish he’d chase me…

I wish he’d chase me…

posted on 13 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

He’ll never catch that balloon…

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Photo courtesy of Chris H.
Found in a middle school in China.

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iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Love/Hate relationships?
Choose Strickly Slapstick Chase: Because it’s funnier to watch…

Our company are Tomas and the Jerald fans… haha will he ever catch that mouse?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Quick, someone shove a cream pie into that little girls face, and then laugh hysterically as the boy slips on a banana peel as he chases his balloon! What a scream!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Strictly slapstick chase. Those not engaging in hilarious hijinks will be removed immediately and prosecuted.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I think the little girl has been studying the theory of slapstick too much. She needs to be more like the boy whose trousers are presumably about to fall down as he lunges for the balloon.

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Chinese version of Harold Lloyd! Just need the keystone cops.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

When the quest for cheap laughs becomes serious!!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Girl thinking, ” Aren’t my balloons not big enough for the boys to chase?”

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Comedy, we start ’em young.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

What is that sticky hot-dog-shaped thing behind the boy and what is it strictly doing there? OH, NO, it’s a trap! 😉

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Chinese boys like thoroughbred horses.

They are hand raised.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

@Eduard. It looks like the legendary rampant Penisaurus.

It lurks in the Chinese forests, deflowering Chinese maidens.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Because nothing is funnier than a pie in your kid’s face.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Interesting. A Chinese girl named Chase.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Here at Chase Bank, we’re changing our image…

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

Shortest ever review for “The Benny Hill Show”.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

For lip care on the go!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Gads I misread that as ‘Chapstick’ its WAY too early for me… how about this one

When running around just gets too serious to be silly

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

We are pleased to announce the opening of our first branch in China.

President Chase bank.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Attention pedophiles everywhere: and a little humor to your school drive-bys.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

strictly slapstick? no wonder the little girl isn’t laughing.
*sigh* Kids are so hard to please these days.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

The children of the Three Stooges go to school in Japan?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

f troop the early years..”eeeet eezzz baloooon!”

Tfin
Tfin
10 years ago

That’s a beribboned hat for the girl to chase.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

“Paging Dr Freud…paging Dr Freud…you are wanted at “Strictly slapstick chase…”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Moe, Curly, and Little Hiro.

EternalDensity
EternalDensity
10 years ago

Ret’s pray Yakety Sax!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Little actress at advert audition: “Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Xiaoyun!”
Director: CUT!!!!

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Because ironic standup comedy is no longer appreciated in relationships…

c irony
10 years ago

WTF? what is that thing with 2 legs?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

… Because screenwriters are getting too lazy to make high-speed pursuit dramatic?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

… Because screenwriters are getting too lazy to make high-speed pursuit dramatic?

(Whatever that thing is behind the boy is disturbing … even a little frightening ….)

joy
joy
10 years ago

Strictly Come Slapstic Chase
Our replacement program for body humor

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