If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

posted on 29 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Okay, you’ve seen the blade of grass, now move along…

Photo courtesy of Tom.
Found at Ming Tombs near Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just keep to the path. the luxuriant grass is on holiday.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

No cigarettes either

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Don’t mess with us, we are invisible super grass.

DrLex
10 years ago

I think they meant “please don’t trample our single luxuriant blade of grass”.

Skepsis
10 years ago

How do they know it`s grass and not weed ??

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

This message brought to you by Chairman Mao’s Minister of Propaganda.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Coming soon to Luxuriant Grassland: grass!

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

With the recent emphasis on industrialization, China’s national parks program has REALLY suffered a setback.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

If you bozos followed the instructions and stopped trampling on the grassland.there might be some grass left, that’s why we had to put the sign up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Luxuriant just isn’t what it used.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Luxuriant Grassland Starter Set comes with all you see here.
Grass not included.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

This grass is famous! Keep your caw on the farm!

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

To think that they must have removed half of the existing grass just to put this sign….

Classic Steve
10 years ago

It’s the same principle behind naming Greenland.

SF
SF
10 years ago

@Classic Steve

As the name implies, Eirik the Red was a proto-communist.

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

I know I know..it doesn’t looks luxurian now but just wait in 1000 years 😀

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
10 years ago

See this clump of grass? This clump of grass is really important to us. Please keep off of it.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

The luxuriant grassland is not for the trampling of, nor the chewing and gnawing upon, and civiled or uncivilized urinating, will cause us to make bad noise and jump on head.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Luxuriant Grassland – good band name

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Paris Hilton got there first and took all the luxuriant grass with her to Las Vegas…and France….and South Africa…and the Caribbean…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Simply put, “Too little, Too late.”

Ich
Ich
10 years ago

The sign is for those remaining blades of grass.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

I can see a healthy looking weed.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

They shouldn’t have made the print so small. Everyone kept walking up close to it to read it.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

i wanted to see the tumbleweed…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

I heard everyone drowned in the luxuriant desert.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

You’re no fun anymore!

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Wait, there’s one blade of grass left I haven’t stomped on

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