If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

If this is luxuriant, I don’t wanna see the desert…

posted on 29 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Okay, you’ve seen the blade of grass, now move along…

Photo courtesy of Tom.
Found at Ming Tombs near Beijing, China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Just keep to the path. the luxuriant grass is on holiday.

Algernon
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Algernon

No cigarettes either

Tong
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Tong

Don’t mess with us, we are invisible super grass.

DrLex
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I think they meant “please don’t trample our single luxuriant blade of grass”.

Skepsis
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How do they know it`s grass and not weed ??

FatKenney
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FatKenney

This message brought to you by Chairman Mao’s Minister of Propaganda.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Coming soon to Luxuriant Grassland: grass!

Sam
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Sam

With the recent emphasis on industrialization, China’s national parks program has REALLY suffered a setback.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

If you bozos followed the instructions and stopped trampling on the grassland.there might be some grass left, that’s why we had to put the sign up.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Luxuriant just isn’t what it used.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Luxuriant Grassland Starter Set comes with all you see here.
Grass not included.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

This grass is famous! Keep your caw on the farm!

Eduard
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Eduard

To think that they must have removed half of the existing grass just to put this sign….

Classic Steve
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It’s the same principle behind naming Greenland.

SF
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SF

@Classic Steve

As the name implies, Eirik the Red was a proto-communist.

Bob*
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Bob*

I know I know..it doesn’t looks luxurian now but just wait in 1000 years 😀

Skeletextman
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Skeletextman

See this clump of grass? This clump of grass is really important to us. Please keep off of it.

Chris
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Chris

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

The luxuriant grassland is not for the trampling of, nor the chewing and gnawing upon, and civiled or uncivilized urinating, will cause us to make bad noise and jump on head.

Terri
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Terri

Luxuriant Grassland – good band name

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Paris Hilton got there first and took all the luxuriant grass with her to Las Vegas…and France….and South Africa…and the Caribbean…

Chuck
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Chuck

Simply put, “Too little, Too late.”

Ich
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Ich

The sign is for those remaining blades of grass.

Salome
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Salome

I can see a healthy looking weed.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They shouldn’t have made the print so small. Everyone kept walking up close to it to read it.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

i wanted to see the tumbleweed…

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

I heard everyone drowned in the luxuriant desert.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

You’re no fun anymore!

Mark
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Mark

Wait, there’s one blade of grass left I haven’t stomped on

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