Meet our new promiscuous owner

Meet our new promiscuous owner

posted on 21 Aug 2010 in Signs

P.S. don’t wear underwear…

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Sign found in Japan.

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Sam
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Sam

Finally! Someone other than Uncle Sam wants me.

Algernon
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Algernon

After how many beers

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Hmm. I’ll see what other offers I get from skanky bar girls and maybe get back to you later. If you can knock of a few hundred yen from the price of the Coors I’d be more interested…

Eduard
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Eduard

No, you just want my money….

Kitsune
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Kitsune

A beer that will do that is well worth 700 yen

coffeebot
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BARTENDER: Here ya go, that’ll be 1400 Yen
ME: Thanks
BARTENDER: I love you
ME: Uh…

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Davey Crockett shot him a bar when he was only three.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Gosh! And that bar on 3rd Avenue only had naked waitresses.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Once Pure Mountain Spring Water
Now Mounting Bed Spring Water

jjhitt
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jjhitt

8 US Dollars for a beer ?!?!
You better want me.

pauloo
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pauloo

I want you too, but if Coors shots is all you have to offer me for 700 yen, I think I’ll pass.

xila31
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xila31

You know you’re beyond drunk when your beer starts hitting on you.

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

You should see the bar on 5st avenue.

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

Chairman Mao says: A frog in a schooner has no concept of a vat.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Wow … I get hit on before I even walk in the door!

KBurchfiel
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KBurchfiel

$8.23 for a beer? The owner obviously doesn’t want me THAT much.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

drunk or sober?

pauloo
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pauloo

That 700 yen doesn’t JUST pay for your beer, sir. 😉

Foobarista
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Foobarista

The silver bullet won’t slow you down. Unless it’s from your friendly neighborhood yakuza…

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