Meet our new promiscuous owner

Meet our new promiscuous owner

posted on 21 Aug 2010 in Signs

P.S. don’t wear underwear…

Photo courtesy of M.S.
Sign found in Japan.

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Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Finally! Someone other than Uncle Sam wants me.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

After how many beers

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Hmm. I’ll see what other offers I get from skanky bar girls and maybe get back to you later. If you can knock of a few hundred yen from the price of the Coors I’d be more interested…

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

No, you just want my money….

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

A beer that will do that is well worth 700 yen

coffeebot
10 years ago

BARTENDER: Here ya go, that’ll be 1400 Yen
ME: Thanks
BARTENDER: I love you
ME: Uh…

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Davey Crockett shot him a bar when he was only three.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Gosh! And that bar on 3rd Avenue only had naked waitresses.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Once Pure Mountain Spring Water
Now Mounting Bed Spring Water

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

8 US Dollars for a beer ?!?!
You better want me.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

I want you too, but if Coors shots is all you have to offer me for 700 yen, I think I’ll pass.

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

You know you’re beyond drunk when your beer starts hitting on you.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

You should see the bar on 5st avenue.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Chairman Mao says: A frog in a schooner has no concept of a vat.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Wow … I get hit on before I even walk in the door!

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
10 years ago

$8.23 for a beer? The owner obviously doesn’t want me THAT much.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

drunk or sober?

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

That 700 yen doesn’t JUST pay for your beer, sir. 😉

Foobarista
Foobarista
10 years ago

The silver bullet won’t slow you down. Unless it’s from your friendly neighborhood yakuza…

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