Not what I wanna hear before I board…

Not what I wanna hear before I board…

Landing… expensive

Photo courtesy of Erin Armknecht.
Pic of Wings Airline from Indonesia.

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Salome
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Salome

So is cockroach.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Each ticket enters the lucky draw for a free funeral (guest numbers restricted to 5; byo food, alcohol & seating; first come first served; winning lucy draw does not mean you have actually won the lucky draw). Enjoy your fly!

Sam
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Sam

No frills, but plenty of thrills.

DrLex
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Fly is cheap because fuel is half and maintenance is none. Life vests are expensive.

Algernon
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Algernon

Look dad no wings

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

The Spanish kind is expensive, though.

iLock
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iLock

Considerations for rest of slogan –

1: Crash is free

2: Crash – On the House…

iLock
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iLock

I thought Bird was Cheap?
And Fly is Buzzzz…..

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Wings.. we be some air.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Fly is cheap.
Lines is long.
Flight is delay.
Bags is lost.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ride in overhead compartment.
You want seat?
Seat not cheap.

DrZos
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DrZos

I thought talk is cheap…

d17nk
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d17nk

thats why they don’t have enough money to fix that hole at the bottom of the plane huh

d17nk
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d17nk

what doesn’t kill you will only make you cheaper

Tong
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Tong

Crash landing is free!!!

xila31
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xila31

Red Light Air: “Hey baby, you wanna ride?”

Gwydion Williams
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Gwydion Williams

Fly is cheap, spider expensive

Jay
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Jay

To disembark, grab two beers and jump.

Tom Jankowski
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Tom Jankowski

fly is cheap
guitars are broke
not choosy about pilots
black box makers give us discount

Take2
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Take2

Fly is cheap because the tourist seats are in the cargo hold, that cardboard box is your seat, oxygen is available at additional cost, and the toilet is in the corner.

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

Flying is optional – Landing compulsory.

Ralph hamilton
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Ralph hamilton

Yu get all the fries you want on our airline.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

We use substandard parts and pass the savings on to you.

Jewels
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Jewels

Interesting… I actually sent in “Fly is cheap”, complete with “Wings” airline livery….on 23rd March 2010…..
Anyway… You want fries with that… that’s extra..

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Cheap Zippers for everyone.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

fly me a river er into a river

terru
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terru

Life is cheap, Fly is cheaperer

Spoo
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Spoo

Fly is cheap, but bathroom cost you $100 American cash. In twenties.

Hania
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Hania

Bee is more expensive

John
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John

Fly into mountain is expensive.

iLock
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iLock

Fly is cheap
Water is expensive
Hand luggage on plane is very expensive

And the looks on the customers faces after realising that we don’t do all those important safety checks before takeoff?

Priceless

For everything else there’s Wings Airline

iLock
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iLock

Come to Indonesia and try this famous Indonesian delicacy on the plane before you land!

– Deep fried fly with chilli sauce
– Side dish of Locust soup and crumbed ant crouton also available.

iLock
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iLock

Fly is cheap
Bathroom is unclean
Pilot is untrained
Website is infected

*Survival is not guaranteed

igiboydeguzman
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igiboydeguzman

No! Fly is “Nrrrrrr…..”

It’s the chicks that are cheap. Their mothers are cluck.

airhead
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airhead

But what about the pants?

Buzz Killington
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Buzz Killington

This is from the website of Wings Airline’s parent company, Lion Air:

http://www2.lionair.co.id/destinations-manado.aspx

I hope they pay their mechanics more than they pay their translators!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

@Buzz Killington: the slogan on the web site you linked is “We make people fly” — I visualize people being dragged onto the plane kicking and screaming.

The Dude
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The Dude

We spent all the money on orange paint.

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