Not what I wanna hear before I board…

Not what I wanna hear before I board…

Landing… expensive

Photo courtesy of Erin Armknecht.
Pic of Wings Airline from Indonesia.

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Salome
Salome
10 years ago

So is cockroach.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Each ticket enters the lucky draw for a free funeral (guest numbers restricted to 5; byo food, alcohol & seating; first come first served; winning lucy draw does not mean you have actually won the lucky draw). Enjoy your fly!

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

No frills, but plenty of thrills.

DrLex
10 years ago

Fly is cheap because fuel is half and maintenance is none. Life vests are expensive.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Look dad no wings

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

The Spanish kind is expensive, though.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Considerations for rest of slogan –

1: Crash is free

2: Crash – On the House…

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

I thought Bird was Cheap?
And Fly is Buzzzz…..

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Wings.. we be some air.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Fly is cheap.
Lines is long.
Flight is delay.
Bags is lost.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Ride in overhead compartment.
You want seat?
Seat not cheap.

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I thought talk is cheap…

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

thats why they don’t have enough money to fix that hole at the bottom of the plane huh

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

what doesn’t kill you will only make you cheaper

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Crash landing is free!!!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

Red Light Air: “Hey baby, you wanna ride?”

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

Fly is cheap, spider expensive

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

To disembark, grab two beers and jump.

Tom Jankowski
Tom Jankowski
10 years ago

fly is cheap
guitars are broke
not choosy about pilots
black box makers give us discount

Take2
Take2
10 years ago

Fly is cheap because the tourist seats are in the cargo hold, that cardboard box is your seat, oxygen is available at additional cost, and the toilet is in the corner.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Flying is optional – Landing compulsory.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
10 years ago

Yu get all the fries you want on our airline.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

We use substandard parts and pass the savings on to you.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Interesting… I actually sent in “Fly is cheap”, complete with “Wings” airline livery….on 23rd March 2010…..
Anyway… You want fries with that… that’s extra..

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Cheap Zippers for everyone.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

fly me a river er into a river

terru
terru
10 years ago

Life is cheap, Fly is cheaperer

Spoo
Spoo
10 years ago

Fly is cheap, but bathroom cost you $100 American cash. In twenties.

Hania
Hania
10 years ago

Bee is more expensive

John
John
10 years ago

Fly into mountain is expensive.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Fly is cheap
Water is expensive
Hand luggage on plane is very expensive

And the looks on the customers faces after realising that we don’t do all those important safety checks before takeoff?

Priceless

For everything else there’s Wings Airline

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Come to Indonesia and try this famous Indonesian delicacy on the plane before you land!

– Deep fried fly with chilli sauce
– Side dish of Locust soup and crumbed ant crouton also available.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Fly is cheap
Bathroom is unclean
Pilot is untrained
Website is infected

*Survival is not guaranteed

igiboydeguzman
igiboydeguzman
10 years ago

No! Fly is “Nrrrrrr…..”

It’s the chicks that are cheap. Their mothers are cluck.

airhead
airhead
9 years ago

But what about the pants?

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
9 years ago

This is from the website of Wings Airline’s parent company, Lion Air:

http://www2.lionair.co.id/destinations-manado.aspx

I hope they pay their mechanics more than they pay their translators!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@Buzz Killington: the slogan on the web site you linked is “We make people fly” — I visualize people being dragged onto the plane kicking and screaming.

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

We spent all the money on orange paint.

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