Now with no MSG…

Now with no MSG…

posted on 30 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Drew4u99.
Menu found in Hong Kong.
Chinese says “hemp seed”.

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Salome
Salome
10 years ago

You have to be willing to swallow if you want to get high.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think someone put something in my drink….

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

I did not inhale…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The drink that blows your mind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think I’ll have a Coke.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This takes the word “shooter” to a new level.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Well, it’s pretty obvious what they smoked while deciding on the menu items…

coffeebot
10 years ago

Now you don’t have to decide whether to get high or gargle with sp…

coffeebot
10 years ago

Even Freud found this unambiguous.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

$20 a bottle? Sure beats giving blood to get some drinkin’ money !

JT
JT
10 years ago

Sex, drugs, and rock & roll – all in one drink!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Sweetener or Cream of Sum Yung Guy for your tea?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Used to be you only had to remove stems and seeds, now you have to deal with the Chinese Navy.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I’ll pass.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Swallow it, both of you get high.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

You’re not leaving the table until you finish your weed ejaculation!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

You have to buy one of the other drinks to get the taste out of your mouth.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I asked for my drink “on the rocks.” I didn’t want to get stoned.

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

And if you don’t want bottled, ask about what we have on tap…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Let’s go someplace else. Nothing but girl drinks here.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

The funny part is that the guy who wrote the menu thought he was using some clever sexual innuendo when he came up with with “sugar cane juice”.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Yooooo hoooo! Oh, waiter…! I’ll have what HE’s having!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

getttt high on a new thing!!!

motordog
motordog
10 years ago

Am I stoned, or does this taste like cum?

Vaughn
Vaughn
10 years ago

“I did not eat at this restaurant with that woman, Miss Lewensky.”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Yo Dawg, I herd you like strong emotions so we put cannabis in your semen so you can get high while you get low!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Gotta go down to get high.

Carlos
Carlos
10 years ago

Our newest smoothie flavor combination, developed by women for women.

Mr. Briggs
Mr. Briggs
10 years ago

It’s $20 for the English version. Guess they are different after all.

Menahceh
Menahceh
10 years ago

If you smile into the grass, the grass smiles also into you.

Hasini Walpola
Hasini Walpola
9 years ago

Semen and cannabis? All for $7? Count me in!

charles
charles
9 years ago

I’ll take cannabis just leave out the semen

airhead
airhead
9 years ago

Thus is the kind of drink you find the day after the party.

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