They all look so good…

They all look so good…

posted on 9 Aug 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Andrew Blix.
Chinese restaurant menu found in Mongolia.

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Jay
Jay
11 years ago

I’m on a restricted diet, so could you button up the meat clips and fry the noodles of you, at least until the temple explodes the chicken?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Do you ever get that strange feeling, like someone is frying your noodles?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Prayer Service: 7:00
Scripture Study: 8:00
Exploding Chickens: 9:00
Worship Service: 10:00

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

What else does the temple do.

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

I would so much like to go in the kitchen and see HOW exactly the pickle pork (?!) fries the eggs or how the temple explodes the chicken (that’ll be awesome !), but…. I’m afraid the cook will fry the noodles out of even me…..

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Just what do you mean when you say you’re out of me?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Police report Slippery Son of Chicken evades capture, still loose on the ridge.

DrLex
11 years ago

Stay away from the noodles of me, you slippery son chicken of mushroom!

dargondarkfire
dargondarkfire
11 years ago

Temples, exploding chickens since 1869

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
11 years ago

Np thanks! I will settle for the Explos on belly and the fried crap.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

I feel a song coming on. The chorus is:

Don’t get over the handrail,
I’ll never fry the noodles of you.

Ralph hamilton
Ralph hamilton
11 years ago

Waiter waiter, Is this chicken battered?
No sir. We blew the —k out it instead.

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the hell away from the temple!

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

The temple of the exploding chickens, huh? I’ve heard of some pretty weird cults before but I think this one just may take first prize.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“We’re celebrating Hot Son Chicken who exploded at the temple to keep Pickle Pork from frying your noodles.”
“Sorry… no fried crap on Fridays…”

Engrish
Engrish
11 years ago

“what the **** is this?”
“a chicken exploded by the local temple”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

It puts the soy sauce on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

whirlofwings
11 years ago

I want to know which temple the chicken entered. I’m not a big fan of explosions….

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

That hot son chicken must have had it easy with the chicks.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Next time I see a stem, I’m running like a bat out of Hell.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

I think the hot son chicken is getting tired of heavy celebrations.

Hot Son: “Since when did celebrations become heavy? I thought they were supposed to be light and FUN!”
*Runs off to room*

Hot Dad: “Are you okay hot son? Cheer up.”

Hot Son: “Noo! It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want too!! …. But sugar vinegar might cheer me up though… do we have any? Is it in the fridge?”

Hot Dad: No, it’s in the ridge… sorry hot son.”

Hot Son: “Arrrghh!”
*Slams door*

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Mmmm….. buttoned up meat clips… *droools*

Hang on… those are instructions!? You mean I have to button them up mySELF!?

I’m speechless, not coming back here again.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I can see Indiana Jones evading the exploding chickens at the Temple using his frying noodles.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Mongolians do have their special Chinese dishes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

(Not in photo)

Heavy celebrates hot son bitch!

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

The sound like bad names for martial arts attacks “Temple explodes the chicken”

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
11 years ago

I’ve hiked frying-hot mile-long ridges before, but never when the stem was responsible!

Ayuvince
Ayuvince
11 years ago

Heavy change from sandvich to chicken! Is credit to team!

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

omg you son of a mushroom chicken!! clean your menu with orbit!

Max
Max
11 years ago

After four days on the trans-Siberian railway and a night on the bus, anything looks good.

Engrish on the menu is translated from the Russian, which was translated from the Mongolian by Icelandic scholar.

speakEnglishfluently
11 years ago

super! does something think it’s expensive?

OrangeXenon54
11 years ago

In Communist Mongolia, noodle fry you!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

That chicken believes that being hot and slippery makes allows him to do whatever he pleases. What a son of a mushroom!

Iwantnoodlesseter
Iwantnoodlesseter
11 years ago

Which ever came first, the chicken or the son of chicken, or the slippery son chicken of mushroom? Now, a question that!

noom
noom
11 years ago

In Mongolia, noodle fries you!

CIPHER
CIPHER
11 years ago

Deal customel, dont wolly, no H5N1, thanks to the temple

markymark
markymark
11 years ago

I have heard how reasonably priced food is in China. I don’t know the exchange rate, but apparently they have found a way to put the food to work in the scullery. Ladies should beware when the hot son of chicken is celebrating, unless you really want the noodles of you fried!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

To the tune of Button up Your Overcoat
Button up your me – eat clips
When you’re on a spree
Slippery son of chicken
You belong to me!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

So THIS is what monks do for fun…explode chickens???
What next…exploding YAKS???

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
11 years ago

It’s the most action-packed menu yet! (Not recommended for young children)

ryanaz
ryanaz
11 years ago

Temples of exploding chickens?! Must be islamic chickens.

pauloo
pauloo
11 years ago

I hope our friends weren’t frying our noodles when they said this was a good place to eat.

Kenji
Kenji
11 years ago

Your noodle’s about to be fried — if ya know what I mean

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Damn that’s good, you slippery son of a chicken!!!

Aram
Aram
11 years ago

I think this just fried my noodle.

David
David
11 years ago

What language is the version in the middle? No, it isn’t Russian. Could it be Mongolian? Wikipedia says Mongolian is written with Cyrillic letters.

Spoo
Spoo
11 years ago

Slippery son chicken of mushroom…my new favorite insult.

roo
roo
11 years ago

The farmer is… ? What?!

Slippery son chicken of mushroom, leave me hanging like that.

MKitt
MKitt
11 years ago

Slippery son of a mushroom… the temple exploded my chicken!

Batuush
11 years ago

Yes, middle names are Mongolian.

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