Wipe slo-o-owly…

Wipe slo-o-owly…

posted on 16 Aug 2010 in Chinglish

You’ll frighten the urinals…

Photo courtesy of Kassidy Clark.
Toilet sign found in Shanghai, China.

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beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Safety first. But please rush to flush…!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

No diving

Bassmint Stile
Bassmint Stile
10 years ago

This sign was obviously not at a mexican resturant.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

But if you want to stand on the edge of the seat to squat over the bowl, that’s cool.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

T-shirt.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Introducing the latest advance in modern warfare, the Poohzooka. Cunningly disguised as a field latrine, this weapon fires an array of projectiles varying in size, composition & potential, including the infamous ‘Brown Terror*’. Poohzooka: Victory through the back passage!

*as yet NATO unsanctioned; may contain peanuts.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Introducing the latest advance in modern warfare, the Poohzooka. Cunningly disguised as a field latrine, this weapon fires an array of projectiles varying in size, composition & potential, including the infamous ‘Brown Terror*’. Poohzooka: Stampede to victory… via the back passage.

*as yet NATO unsanctioned; may contain peanuts.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Oops! Two times for a number 2!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“A stampede is an act of mass impulse with no clear direction or purpose.” — It’s more HULLABALLO!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

@Salome:

You accidentally put an ‘r’ in your comment

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Worst John Wayne movie ever.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Holy Cow!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Testing of the Flush Twice launch vehicle continues.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Okay, so we gave you prunes and figs for breakfast, but we have plenty of holes in the floor so walk, don’t run! Okay?

DrLex
10 years ago

Don’t stampede, the toilet seat only supports one person at a time.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Is this related to the sign outside that says “Don’t Eat the Grass?”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

is this superman with diarreah????

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

@phoenixx: More like the Creature From The Black Lagoon.

Which sort of explains what happened to the lagoon.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Okay is he standing on the pot, or is that another stick person with their head stuck in the toilet?

ben
ben
10 years ago

I’ve heard it called the Texas two-step before, but never a stampede.

better-u-than-me
better-u-than-me
10 years ago

Than don’t give us food poisoning so we don’t bum rush the toilet.

barely made it to the spray booth
barely made it to the spray booth
10 years ago

Toilet surfing.

barely made it to the spray booth
barely made it to the spray booth
10 years ago

latest bathroom graphitti fad.

barely made it to the spray booth
barely made it to the spray booth
10 years ago

stampede=spray the booth

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

The Toilet Rodeo: please hold it for 8 seconds.

Tim S
Tim S
10 years ago

A friend was a war bride from Japan. It took a while to come to terms with Western facilities. As she confided to one of her American women-friends: “How do you stay on the toilet in high heels?” Her friend explained what the seat was for. It wasn’t until someone accidentally entered the bathroom she was using that she found out you’re supposed to face away from the tank.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

It just occurred to me that I don’t know squat about Chinese toilets.

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

when you gotta go, you gotta go.

eegah
eegah
10 years ago

Don’t Stand ‘n Pee(d)?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I can stampede if I want !

Squatter’s rights !

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Come to think of it, I’m sure I saw this sign on a Port-O-Potty in Calgary. The Calgary Bowl, I believe.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

what this sign really says ‘you are in the swirly zone”

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

is it a sign for elephant toilets?

meh
meh
10 years ago

L’s on the toilet again…

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

I’m not captioning, because everyone else has done such an awesome job I’m practically rolling on the floor!!! What I AM doing is BEGGING, BEGGING, PLEADING with Engrish to make this one into a T-shirt!!!!!

If you agree, please vote up on this message!

Applejackson
Applejackson
10 years ago

Where is this that they’re having issues with people standing on toilet bowls? They needed a sign? Good indication that this activity has lead to injury. WTF are people doing in the bathroom?

Rob Amory
Rob Amory
10 years ago

And please not to sex emerging mutant poo, Mr No-legs.

Arciam
Arciam
10 years ago

Is that the way L would sit on a toilet?

Julia
Julia
9 years ago

Do I want to know why he is sitting with half his body in the toilet?

Meathead
9 years ago

So that’s what you call it … when it comes all at once.

SoIHerdULiekMudkipz
SoIHerdULiekMudkipz
9 years ago

lol, they shud put this in the mcdonald’s bathrooms~. XD

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

How the hell would anyone NOT stampede after they see people use the toilets that way?

charizardpal
charizardpal
9 years ago

It looks like a rush of people jumping into the toliet

Darian or so
Darian or so
9 years ago

So you can’t go extreme shitting

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
8 years ago

No pearl diving!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Warning: please do not throw exclamation marks in toilet.

Newbie
Newbie
4 years ago

So….I brought this battle paint for nothing?

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